why can’t I get the image of a couple of excited dogs trying to sniff each others backsides out of my head?

If someone sees me as a target to be hung on too I’d take it as a compliment. Probably because it’s unlikely. That it would become a major issue just baffles me.

Hear hear.

And the whole thing about being ‘trusted’ to draft? If anyone has the nouce to know what drafting is I reckon they are going to be hovering over the brakes whilst doing so.

Dring dring *whipcrack

I never sit on others’ wheels and it bugs me when (usually) wanna-be racers do it to me.

Probably because I got rear-ended in that situation by a stranger once.