Do you call it Tomato ketchup or red sauce ?

“red sauce” sounds like a good name for retro themed brothel in East Berlin.

is it true that Catsup is really made out of cats?

is it true that Catsup is really made out of cats?

You don’t want to know how they make moleskin trousers!

I call it red sauce, largely because it annoys the sort of people who have a problem with other people saying things like “red sauce”. Its almost as satisfying as seeing they’re reaction when I say “haitch”. They literally explode…

Dippy sauce in our house as that’s what my four year old son calls it.

he doesn’t like brown sauce as “it’s too brown”

Tommy Splat here.