When you die, your hair and finger nails keep growing (apparently)
Nope, an ex was a pathologist and she debunked this theory by showing me her “project”, the surrounding tissue shrinks back exposing more Keratin which does not shrink thus giving the appearance of continual growth after death.
When i was 20 i wore a 42″ trainer
Now i’m 40 i still do
When i was 20 i had a 32″ waist,
Now i’m 40 i still do
When i was 20 i could ride 100 miles a day, every day and not feel like death
Now i’m 40 the thought of riding 100 miles a day, every day makes me feel like death
When i was 20 i could fall off at speed and bounce back up with no injuries,
Now i’m 40 i fall off and hit the ground with a sickening expulsion of air whilst squealing like a stuck pig thrown down a flight of stairs and i hobble to my feet flailing for any support whilst wondering how much this is gonna cost to put right at the osteopath.
Age sucks……….