Suit for the wedding – you know it makes sense!
I’m wedding suit shopping tomorrow, apparently. Hooray, it’s only tropical out there and I’m spending £100s for a day that I don’t even want to go to. (No, it’s not my own wedding! 😀 )
But, no, you’re wrong, a suit doesn’t make sense because the bride is apparently wearing Converse, and my wife – a bridesmaid – has been told not to wear heels. So, if I wear a formal suit and everyone else is wearing Star Wars T-shirts, I’ll look like an old, sweaty businessman at a 70s cocktail party. I’m going to grow a huge moustache and wear just a waistcoat and boardshorts. Maybe a mohawk as well..