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  • Different names for poo…?
  • unfitgeezer
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    All this talk of Richard the 3rd and his bones got me thinking this morning on the way into work, different names for poo…

    Richard the third = Turd

    Lets here all the different names that are out there different languages as well…

    Keep it clean !

    Liftman
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    Keep it clean !

    On thread about poo, dont think thats gonna be possible

    chris_db
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    Barnsley Trout.

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    northshoreniall
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    At work a Code Brown is called when a clean up is needed (nurse)

    wwaswas
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    To describe it whilst it’s still in-situ this is my favourite;

    Monkey waiting in the lift.

    maccruiskeen
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    Since the invention of the Bristol Stool Scale your number two can now go all the way up to 7. Although I’m sure I’ve managed an 8

    wwaswas
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    your number two can now go all the way up to 7

    I used to feed my kids this stuff;

    Whichever numbers they eat they always came out as number 2’s.

    igmc.

    DezB
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    What you need is a copy of Viz containing Dr Poo.

    Dog’s Eggs for one.

    DezB
    Free Member

    Here you go:
    http://www.viz.co.uk/animations.html

    Select Dr Poo & the Dogs Eggs of Doom

    ( needs sound)
    (nowhere near as funny as the comic strip 🙁 )

    piemonster
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    Herta Kipp

    thegreatape
    Free Member

    A mole at the counter

    Hobster
    Free Member

    A Phileas (Fogg)
    Eartha
    Turtle’s head

    And for when it’s a 6 or 7, ‘starlings’.

    rewski
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    rewski
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    King Kong’s Finger

    tarquin
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    A Brad Pitt…

    jim79
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    Bears nose

    Cougar
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    Soggy Morph.

    willard
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    [Emergency] firmware download (depending on urgency…)

    lodious
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    As I logged on the forum the order of topic’s read

    Different names for poo…?

    Chris Huhne

    I really can’t fault the wisdom of STW 😉

    gonzy
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    i use a few different names depending on the type…slop drop, depth charge, fire in the hole or release the evil… 😀

    Harry_the_Spider
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    At my previous place of work they were know as U-Boats.

    onandon
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    A Brad Pit or an Ertha Kitt.
    Richard the 3rd

    stevied
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    I was once accused of ‘leaving an otter’ that wouldn’t flush 😳

    Hohum
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    Plain, old simple “jobbie” always makes me chuckle.

    glupton1976
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    How can we have got this far and nobody has mentioned “jobbie”

    richmtb
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    Jedi Knight

    As in “I need a Jedi”

    loughor
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    dropping the kids off at the pool..

    Nobeerinthefridge
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    Ho hum +1. Has to be spelt jobbie though, not jobby. I’m a bit OCD about my faecal spelling.

    johnellison
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    Copper Bolt

    Dreadnaught

    Transatlantic Cable

    The Cosby Kids (as in, doing Bill an a favour and dropping them off at the pool…)

    The Slaves (as in, freeing them…)

    Blackpool Brown Trout, the only fish that floats.

    Brown baby (“Bloody hell, I think I’ve just had a brown baby! Better out than in, eh??”).

    Then there’s the different types – such as the Pace Car (First one out pretty slowly then pow! pow! pow! the rest follow at speed); The Phantom Poo (where you know SOMETHING has been dropped off but when you turn to look there’s nothing there); The Perfect Crime (like a Phantom, but when you wipe it’s clean already); and several others.

    MountainMutant
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    Just off to download some data

    CharlieMungus
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    Taking iDave fo the beach

    Cougar
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    I can’t read “jobbie” without hearing it prefaced by “wee” and said in a Billy Connolly accent.

    CharlieMungus
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    Yes , i think the wee happens as you relax, but you really need to stop listening outside toilets

    glupton1976
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    Nice stealthy edit there ho hum. 🙄

    Hohum
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    ^^^

    No, not at all mate. Great minds obviously think alike.

    Another one I thought of was a Douglas Hurd.

    Edit – I finished my jobbie before you did!

    rudebwoy
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    Cable Layer

    Clown Clat

    Brown Baguette

    Whale and Calf ( large and small together )

    matt_outandabout
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    Pinching one off.

    ricardo666
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    Mersey trout

    Pete
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    The tortoise is getting curious

    Vinte
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    Going to see Mrs brown off to the coast.

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