Diamond Jubilee messages to the queen.

**** off you right royal parasite and the same to all the sponging royal hangers on.

Yep, I’m sure the Queen is a STW regular and will pick up your cheery thread later on

Hope it made you feel better.

Oh that’s not very nice. Mouth soap and water mr potty mouth.

That told her, she won’t come around here any more.

Hope it made you feel better.

It did indeed, after seeing the media gushing and brown nosing on the news etc, Nicholas Witchell was the final straw.

no future

she ain’t no human bean

Umm the alternative to a monarchy? Me thinks that could be a lot worse. I’ll stick with Liz, Phil, Charlie, Kate and Wills.

There must be a peculiarly sadistic influence at work, keeping Nicholas Witchell as the “Royal Correspondent” after this:

Now now. I’m sure Dobbo has done far more good for the UK and Commonwealth than Liz has managed in her 60 year reign 🙄

Umm the alternative to a monarchy?

President Dave (and Vice President Clegg) ?

Is a royal parasite..

A) A parasite that is Royal.

or

B) A parasite lving off the Royals

?

Do you have 1980s Tory government (the root of all known evil ever since) flashbacks as well? I bet you do.

That’s not very nice talking like that to the Queen … 🙄

The Queen is fine but not sure about the rest …

Head off you lot!

😈

orrrrfff with his head

My message to Her Majesty would be :

Long may you reign over us – happy and glorious.

Gawd bless you ma’am.

Your humble servant, Ernie.

BTW I’d like to thank the anti-republican mod who removed the shockingly disrespectful and treasonous OP.

Ahhhhh poor little ernie, were you offended, did you run off to the mods… 😆

Well yes I was offended, but no I didn’t report it to the mods. I’m quite capable of fighting for Her Majesty’s honour without necessarily needing any help from the mods thank you. Although I was of course grateful for their timely intervention.

How bizarre

Diamond Jubilee messages to the queen

Liz, can you drop my Dremel back on your way to the bookies? Ta love.

without necessarily needing any help from the mods thank you.

Fair play, I thought it wasn’t your style 8)

Yes I believe in fair play and style

Self on right, Ernie on left (natch), in case anyone’s wondering.

JOIN A UNION LUV, Before its too late,youre now a very small and insignificant minority,and will probably made bankrupt in the next few years when all you benefits stop.

I shouldn’t have started this thread it was provocative but I was riled by Nicholas Witchell my thoughts are still the same, maybe I shouldn’t have voiced them.

I was riled by Nicholas Witchell

That sounds serious. Have you consider anger management ?

Is it ’cause he’s ginger ?

I watched it, couldn’t help thinking that her Maj looked rather tired and seemed to stumble/slur a few words

Gin jokes aside it wasnt nice to see her like that 🙁

That sounds serious. Have you consider anger management ?

Is it ’cause he’s ginger ?

🙄 I’d like to think you’re taking the piss with that….

Why would like to think that I’m taking the piss ? Are you ginger or something ? Apologies if you are – no offence intended.

What crown?