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  • Describe an exciting movie as boringly as you can
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    Archaeology professor finds a box on a field trip. It is put in storage

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    A fish, eating.

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    Cop goes for a drive in the desert short on fuel.

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    Shamelessly stolen from Twitter?

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    Naive young man becomes a force to be reckoned with…

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    Two soldiers deliver a message

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    Shamelessly stolen from Twitter?

    God yes, I can’t tell you how bored I am…I’m the chairman of the bored

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    Silent type gets lift on mining ship.

    Two hippies go for a bike ride.

    The history of a family business in three parts.

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    Boy goes to private school, finds out he’s been chosen for a special task. In seven parts.

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    Man picks up wife from office party

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    Hooker seduces rich bloke.

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    Bald man grows hair and plays Kung-fu computer game.

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    Short guy dislikes jewellery, returns item.

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    The one about the incest. With the nazis. And the terrorists trying to take down the government.

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    Man picks up wife from office party

    Man picks up wife from airport.

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    Man gets bitten by spider and takes to wearing lycra.

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    A variety of sailing vessels travel to the same place, then return.

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    A plane with snakes in it.

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    Scotch druggists.

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    A man finds out that his task isn’t impossible

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    American gets lost upriver.

    The one about the incest. With the nazis. And the terrorists trying to take down the government.

    Star Wars?

    Bald man grows hair and plays Kung-fu computer game.

    Nope, not a clue.

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    Chinese bloke gets pissed and has a scrap.

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    A spy should’ve shot the person he was investigating upon first sight

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    Inverse messiah complex.

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    Cavalry man takes up fencing.

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    Delusional man on lifeboat makes it to shore.

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    Fishing boat sinks.

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    Bloke drives a taxi

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    Man stands in a box for ages and ages and someone else tells him he’s not allowed out and he has to stand there for ages and ages and can’t let himself out otherwise something really bad will happen and he’s not allowed out otherwise people will die and he has to spend ages and ages in this phone box not allowed out because if he does people will die and he has to spend all day and night in this phone box and it goes on and on and on.

    Oh sorry, you said exciting movie.

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    Shortest possible (ok so they aren’t really exciting movies):

    Ship sinks
    Cops

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    there’s all these people and they have special powers and they go around beating each other up sometimes even killing each other but sometimes just only injuring them slightly so they can continue fighting on and on and on fighting fighting like nothing else matters just fighting using their special powers to fight really really fightingly fight fight fight powers fight.

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    Blokes daughter goes missing, he finds her

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    Small man acts big.

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    A man falls asleep on a plane and has a dream

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    Man leaves a film set in a boat.

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    Laid back guy attempts to replace his rug due to a case of mistaken identity.

    Cowboy goes to train station, catches train, the end.

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    Man systematically attempts to sexually abuse woman who has severe head injury

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    glitch ruins mission.

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    Man takes part in identity parade, has a cup of coffee and a chat with a detective then limps off.

    Neighbor looks after teenager following family bereavement, he dies suddenly and she takes his spider plant.

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    Cop learns to surf. Gives up job.

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