Describe an exciting movie as boringly as you can
Archaeology professor finds a box on a field trip. It is put in storagePosted 6 months ago
A fish, eating.Posted 6 months ago
Cop goes for a drive in the desert short on fuel.Posted 6 months ago
Shamelessly stolen from Twitter?Posted 6 months ago
Naive young man becomes a force to be reckoned with…Posted 6 months ago
Two soldiers deliver a messagePosted 6 months ago
Shamelessly stolen from Twitter?
God yes, I can’t tell you how bored I am…I’m the chairman of the boredPosted 6 months ago
Silent type gets lift on mining ship.
Two hippies go for a bike ride.
The history of a family business in three parts.Posted 6 months ago
Boy goes to private school, finds out he’s been chosen for a special task. In seven parts.Posted 6 months ago
Man picks up wife from office partyPosted 6 months ago
Hooker seduces rich bloke.Posted 6 months ago
Bald man grows hair and plays Kung-fu computer game.Posted 6 months ago
Short guy dislikes jewellery, returns item.Posted 6 months ago
The one about the incest. With the nazis. And the terrorists trying to take down the government.Posted 6 months ago
Man picks up wife from office party
Man picks up wife from airport.Posted 6 months ago
Man gets bitten by spider and takes to wearing lycra.Posted 6 months ago
A variety of sailing vessels travel to the same place, then return.Posted 6 months ago
A plane with snakes in it.Posted 6 months ago
Scotch druggists.Posted 6 months ago
A man finds out that his task isn’t impossiblePosted 6 months ago
American gets lost upriver.
The one about the incest. With the nazis. And the terrorists trying to take down the government.
Bald man grows hair and plays Kung-fu computer game.
Nope, not a clue.Posted 6 months ago
Chinese bloke gets pissed and has a scrap.Posted 6 months ago
A spy should’ve shot the person he was investigating upon first sightPosted 6 months ago
Inverse messiah complex.Posted 6 months ago
Cavalry man takes up fencing.Posted 6 months ago
Delusional man on lifeboat makes it to shore.Posted 6 months ago
Fishing boat sinks.Posted 6 months ago
Bloke drives a taxiPosted 6 months ago
Man stands in a box for ages and ages and someone else tells him he’s not allowed out and he has to stand there for ages and ages and can’t let himself out otherwise something really bad will happen and he’s not allowed out otherwise people will die and he has to spend ages and ages in this phone box not allowed out because if he does people will die and he has to spend all day and night in this phone box and it goes on and on and on.
Oh sorry, you said exciting movie.Posted 6 months ago
Shortest possible (ok so they aren’t really exciting movies):
Ship sinksPosted 6 months ago
there’s all these people and they have special powers and they go around beating each other up sometimes even killing each other but sometimes just only injuring them slightly so they can continue fighting on and on and on fighting fighting like nothing else matters just fighting using their special powers to fight really really fightingly fight fight fight powers fight.Posted 6 months ago
Blokes daughter goes missing, he finds herPosted 6 months ago
Small man acts big.Posted 6 months ago
A man falls asleep on a plane and has a dreamPosted 6 months ago
Man leaves a film set in a boat.Posted 6 months ago
Laid back guy attempts to replace his rug due to a case of mistaken identity.
Cowboy goes to train station, catches train, the end.Posted 6 months ago
Man systematically attempts to sexually abuse woman who has severe head injuryPosted 6 months ago
glitch ruins mission.Posted 6 months ago
Man takes part in identity parade, has a cup of coffee and a chat with a detective then limps off.
Neighbor looks after teenager following family bereavement, he dies suddenly and she takes his spider plant.Posted 6 months ago
Cop learns to surf. Gives up job.Posted 6 months ago
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