I’ve been tasked to deliver a monologue to a crowd of 200 or so, free hand to do what I want but Shakespeare suggested – dunno if any of his monologues go on that long, anyone got any ideas? 🙂

Edit – if someone could move to chat, sorry…

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awv8dySZaHE[/video]

over? did you say over?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7vtWB4owdE[/video]

These are good – damned good – but they kind of involve other people.

To be or not to be, then the Network rant…?

Cream cracker under the settee?
Thirty minutes of Thora…

What’s the situation, and how long does it need to be?

Any Americans in the audience?

If you’re in Wales, it has to be Under Milkwood. I think there’s a law about it or something.

Something motivational?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC5zRvqnRm8[/video]

What’s the situation, and how long does it need to be?

It’s for 200 or so science academics, I believe towards the upper end of the age scale, I gotta cover ten minutes before they have a meal.

Any Americans in the audience?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTjMqda19wk

Ooo, I like that! Cheers, I’ll ask. 🙂

Ezekiel from pulp fiction ;0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U

Faaantastic, thank you – gets my vote. 🙂 Ezekiel a bit short, might work as part of a compilation. 🙂

Thank you, makecoldplayhistory – not sure I done it very well, but the feedback was very positive. 🙂 How in the name of the sweet baby Jesus do proper entertainmenty folk remember that much stuff?!?