what its like to be single and middle aged

Err, I don’t remember saying I was middle aged!

Middle age starts in your early 30’s if you smoke. Inflammatory but (sadly) true.

Err, I don’t remember saying I was middle aged!

it’s OK, you’re safe here.

Err, I don’t remember saying I was middle aged!

that’s one of the symptoms, short term memory loss.

Junkyard I’m not a monk trapped in a monastry with no way of talking or interacting with girls

You clearly haven’t been watching the current documentary series have you?

Luv hora’s contribution to dating threads

It’s like listening to a future version of my brov (the little sex pest) 😆

if I was given a short period of shore leave…… eeeeee

you’d get chlamydia and it would drop off, and girls everywhere would breath a massive sigh of relief?

I’m eagerly awaiting Hora publishing his guide on how to detect and decode ‘interested’ signals.

I know I’m onto a losing argument here

Like many of your posts on STW,but it’s never going to stop you.
Your resilience is something to behold.
#BillyLiar

Ah ok I heard your film did ok at the box office

8)

blind side flanker????

That’s just f****** rude.
There’s always one that takes it too far.

OP what happened to the date/girl?

Junkyard I’m not a monk trapped in a monastry with no way of talking or interacting with girls. Lets just say its bloody obvious when it happens

Drooling?