Danny Boyle risking embarrassing the nation… the opening ceremony thread

Big queues in London A and E tonight

Never mind the French announcements, why are they before the English? Is our first was English, non?

IOC Based in luserrne (spelt wrong) in switzerland, french part… Hence french is the olympic language….. I think

LOL Mr C

DVLA

It’s still WTF….. But I’m now thinking, maybe in a good way ! ( or I might just be a bit drunk)

That kids not ill

Kangerooitis you insensitive oaf

Is our first was English, non?

Absobloodylutely.

I think TJ has just become Danny Boyle’s biggest fan 😀

We want Clangers

Hello Dave…

Enjoying it a lot.

Also, this is turning out to be a pretty funny thread. Good work.

We’re off to never never land……… Metallica

definately got better and hes a fan of the NHS too!

What’s with all the announcements in French?

Isn’t French the ‘offical’ language of the Olympics – blame Coubertin.

Jawas?

Nhs bit is wierd.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Its WTF level 2

The Tories are coming!

He’s a big fella

Oldfield miming on his prs

My 6 year old just keeps asking what is going on. I don’t know!

Erm, is that Michael Ball on guitar?!

Me old bamboo (that’s not code by the way)

aaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh

trevor nelson, just shut up….

Oh hello naughty nanny

Who mentioned Mary Poppins earlier?!!

NHS?

Why the mechanics of a society?

When I see architecture I dont marvel over the ducts or wiring!

and we are back to mordor (nhs is a bit like mordor in basingstoke)

more wine

IOC Based in luserrne (spelt wrong) in switzerland, french part… Hence french is the olympic language….. I think

Ah, I see…so not simply to rub the Froggies noses in it because Paris isn’t hosting 😀

Ah, the nasty men have gone.

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Pies.

trevor nelson, just shut up….

red button, turn it off… same with online

Nelson talking utter bolx, but Mary Poppins saves the day. Go Mary. Go Mary.

Poppinses, faahsends of ’em!

I think I’m having the best (or worst) acid flashback. Glowing beds, dancing nurses, and a giant black melty witch thing.

Oh and now lots of mary poppins I think. WTMF 😮

So looking forward to reading the worlds press tomorrow morning

Bizarre beyond belief and you would never think the UK is bordering on bankruptcy

Trev Nelson is the embarrassing bit. “natural rhythm?” shut up!

I wish I had one in my hand !!!!!!

Did Trout do the lighting?