After the horror show that was the puking and crapping thread how about some of the funnies?
1) Since he was 2 my son has referred to his little sister as “Mrs Chimbong”. A name which has unfortunately stuck.
2) When asked by Santa what he wanted for Christmas he said “A cheese sandwich”
3) His little sister (now 3) hangs on every word he says. The other week she asked him what one of her Disney Princess figures was called. He didn’t know so he made it up. She now has a Princess Harold.
4) The local school is C of E but we, and therefore the kids, are not religious so it is all a bit of a new concept for him. Recently he asked what a “Gardening Angel” was.