https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/cycle-speed-dating-tickets-8892023281

What would be your opening line?

“Hi, I’m an internet loudmouth.”

(/thread)

Alternatively and more likely, “FFS, is everyone here male?”

“I’ve got 27.5 inches that could make you come alive”

I’ll get my coat.

Can I sniff your saddle……

Early Bird Ticket – woman 😯

Do you buy them on Twitter ?

🙂

Would you like to see my helmet?
I bet you can’t ride as fast as me!
what do you prefer: fat and knobbly or thin and bald?

Can I ring your bell?
and she could ask
Can I have a go of your horn?

What the hell good is that??! Posting it after the event! Hmph.

What the hell good is that??! Posting it after the event! Hmph.

Wednesday, 4 December 2013 from 19:00 to 22:00

Is drafting allowed?

Rubbish a week after I was actualky below the Watford gap – and probably not much good unless there are male cyclists available to take away from the south!

adjustablewench – Member
and probably not much good unless there are male cyclists available to take away from the south!

Depends on what you’re planning on ordering. 😛

I may well mention my hardtail.

fancy a ride on my massive frontage ?
(if on the jones or fat bike)

or

did you know that it’s a scientific fact that singlespeeders make better lovers as we know how to pace ourselves and can thrutch with a mighty speed when needed

failing that it’s back to the old chloroform impregnated buff 😀

Good job I’ve got my cycling mitts on – you look too hot to handle 😀

Let me just grab my nipple spanner, dirty cranker……..

I’m a SSer, I can gurn in or out of the saddle. Would you like to see?

Gurrrrnnnnnnn!

I’d really like to see a photo of the attendees. Its kinda pitched at fixie hipsters but I reckon it might be mamil commuters. I’m predicting 80% male.

I’m single and desperate, I have no social skills, I have a waggon load of baggage and hang ups after a messy life prior to suddenly finding myself single and living in a rented bedsit at that unfortunate age where I am starting to look my age and parts of my body are beginning to fail. Fancy going on somewhere after?

No takers then?

You had me at desperate 😉

“My other bike is a Porsche 911… no, really this is all I can afford. And the bearings are shot, strange noises coming from the fork. Don’t suppose you’re Cytech qualified?”