Cycle Speed Dating?

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  • Premier Icon Northwind
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    “Hi, I’m an internet loudmouth.”

    (/thread)

    Alternatively and more likely, “FFS, is everyone here male?”

    seavers
    Member

    “I’ve got 27.5 inches that could make you come alive”

    I’ll get my coat.

    eskay
    Member

    Can I sniff your saddle……

    fasthaggis
    Member

    Early Bird Ticket – woman ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    Do you buy them on Twitter ?

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    jekkyl
    Member

    Would you like to see my helmet?
    I bet you can’t ride as fast as me!
    what do you prefer: fat and knobbly or thin and bald?

    jekkyl
    Member

    Can I ring your bell?
    and she could ask
    Can I have a go of your horn?

    Premier Icon DezB
    Subscriber

    What the hell good is that??! Posting it after the event! Hmph.

    richpips
    Member

    What the hell good is that??! Posting it after the event! Hmph.

    Wednesday, 4 December 2013 from 19:00 to 22:00

    gordimhor
    Member

    Is drafting allowed?

    Rubbish a week after I was actualky below the Watford gap – and probably not much good unless there are male cyclists available to take away from the south!

    hammyuk
    Member

    adjustablewench – Member
    and probably not much good unless there are male cyclists available to take away from the south!

    Depends on what you’re planning on ordering. ๐Ÿ˜›

    wrightyson
    Member

    I may well mention my hardtail.

    tazzymtb
    Member

    fancy a ride on my massive frontage ?
    (if on the jones or fat bike)

    or

    did you know that it’s a scientific fact that singlespeeders make better lovers as we know how to pace ourselves and can thrutch with a mighty speed when needed

    failing that it’s back to the old chloroform impregnated buff ๐Ÿ˜€

    natrix
    Member

    Good job I’ve got my cycling mitts on – you look too hot to handle ๐Ÿ˜€

    scud
    Member

    Let me just grab my nipple spanner, dirty cranker……..

    Premier Icon bigblackshed
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    I’m a SSer, I can gurn in or out of the saddle. Would you like to see?

    Gurrrrnnnnnnn!

    Premier Icon bigjim
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    I’d really like to see a photo of the attendees. Its kinda pitched at fixie hipsters but I reckon it might be mamil commuters. I’m predicting 80% male.

    rogerthecat
    Member

    I’m single and desperate, I have no social skills, I have a waggon load of baggage and hang ups after a messy life prior to suddenly finding myself single and living in a rented bedsit at that unfortunate age where I am starting to look my age and parts of my body are beginning to fail. Fancy going on somewhere after?

    rogerthecat
    Member

    No takers then?

    Premier Icon njee20
    Subscriber

    You had me at desperate ๐Ÿ˜‰

    wordnumb
    Member

    “My other bike is a Porsche 911… no, really this is all I can afford. And the bearings are shot, strange noises coming from the fork. Don’t suppose you’re Cytech qualified?”

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