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  • Cycle Clobber – Fashion Faux Pas
  • monkeysfeet
    Free Member

    Heading out for a ride last night and Mrs Feet says ” You look like Spiderman in that Jacket. Don’t get run over because I am not claiming you wearing THAT!!”
    😀
    Possibly not the most woeful outfit I have ever been out in
    (the offending jacket
    http://www.rutlandcycling.com/158424/products/altura-attack-360-windproof-softshell-jacket-blue—red.aspx?origin=pla&kwd=&currency=GBP&gclid=CNiN_J7D-csCFRG3GwodaJoL0Q
    So what is your bike fashion faux pas?

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    I like that jacket.
    🙂

    This winter, Brasher hiking boots with biblongs, the full Max Wall.

    Mostly at night, to be fair.

    rocketman
    Free Member

    That jacket looks all right

    Worst offenders are the people who wear grey tracksuits to ride around Cannock when it’s wet. A wet saggy tracksuit with a huge shit stripe up the back is not a good look

    Combine with a 2-litre drinks bottle in a carrier bag on the bars for the full look

    ghostlymachine
    Free Member

    Apparently wearing lycra on a black run. And riding an XC hardtail.

    Apparently. 😐

    jimjam
    Free Member

    That’s a nice jacket. Really nails the, “Roma Gypsy down the dole office” look.

    lunge
    Full Member

    That’s alright I reckon, it’s trying a bit hard to be High Street but it’s not too bad at all.

    The thing with any cycling kit is that you’re a grown man/woman riding a bike, you look an idiot however you dress. This is the reason I now dress entirely functionally when aboard a bike, and this means Lycra as it is the best tool for the job.

    senorj
    Full Member

    I think that jacket is smart – in a nod to mid eighties breakdance.

    I have some Lycra with white panels – I only wear them in the dark or when temperatures are over 25 degrees. 😐

    tlr
    Full Member

    I sometimes see a not so slim chap round Sheffield on a road bike in full white Lycra. And I do mean full; long legs and arms.

    Seems an odd choice of attire to me.

    Mister-P
    Free Member

    White lycra bib shorts matched with hairy pasty white legs . I was young and foolish.

    jimjam
    Free Member

    tlr – Member

    I sometimes see a not so slim chap round Sheffield on a road bike in full white Lycra. And I do mean full; long legs and arms.

    Seems an odd choice of attire to me.

    There’s a not so slim (see obese) guy I see cycling around Belfast wearing extremely short, pink, jogging shorts. And when I say short I mean shorter than Daisy Duke’s shorts short.

    jointhedotz
    Free Member

    I have that jacket, my 3 year old thinks i’m spiderman when I wear it. Beyond that it’s a great jacket and far less horrid than a lot of stuff you see

    howsyourdad1
    Free Member

    Top PSA on that jacket many thanks!

    markoc1984
    Full Member

    I have that same jacket and I had a random couple tell me that they thought I was Spiderman coming towards them on a bike. I took it as a compliment. I also think the jacket is a great fit and keeps the wind off.

    yunki
    Free Member

    did your mrs sleep through the entire 70s and 80s?

    that jacket’s got bags of retro chic..

    monkeysfeet
    Free Member

    @ Yunki, exactly…now where is my Grifter?….

    benp1
    Full Member

    Heads up – that jacket isn’t so great if you’re tall but not wide. I’m 6’3 and a medium had sleeves that were too short

    Otherwise felt great though, cuffs weren’t elasticated

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    i tried on a helmet (apparently my size!) that’d go with that jacket

    rocketman
    Free Member

    Yeah I tried one of those at the weekend. They’re a bit different eh

    chestercopperpot
    Free Member

    Full team Sky regalia for proper knobbers, unless you are a member of team Sky then you have no choice!

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    rocketman – Member

    Yeah I tried one of those at the weekend. They’re a bit different eh

    handy for your riding pals as when it rains there’s room under the peak for everyone

    footflaps
    Full Member

    With that jacket, you could be an extra in

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQpTf2wuuno[/video]

    P-Jay
    Free Member

    Yeah, about that – last year I bought myself a cheap jacket because I rarely wear them, it looks a bit like this…

    It’s meant for hi-viz road riding, but being the practical chap I am I don’t care as long as it stops my getting soaked through.

    FF to last week, and I bought myself a new bike, it looks like this…

    So now every wet ride I look like I’m about to slap someone in the face, because you know when you’ve been Tango’d.

    binners
    Full Member

    That helmet looks like its been designed to make you look like….

    chestercopperpot
    Free Member

    @ rOcKeTdOg – I tried one of those Fox Metahs on. For an expensive helmet it looked massive, wider than a Catlike Leaf! like a 90’s day glow 747 perched on top of my boat.

    JEngledow
    Free Member

    Team Sky kit (or any team your not a member of) +1

    jointhedotz
    Free Member

    Heads up – that jacket isn’t so great if you’re tall but not wide. I’m 6’3 and a medium had sleeves that were too short

    Shouldn’t really suprise you but at 6’3 you aren’t exactly a ‘medium’ sized person…..of course the sleeves were too short, it was made for someone about 5’7 lol

    (6’2, slim built, XL fits perfectly)

    unovolo
    Free Member

    That jacket looks like it was inspired by the old Nike Windrunner jackets we used to wear as kids back in the eighties.

    I think its pretty kool

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    rOcKeTdOg – Member
    i tried on a helmet (apparently my size!) that’d go with that jacket

    [/quote]Damn, that’s UGLY
    … and its hat doesn’t fit 😉

    bensales
    Free Member

    Apparently baggies in an XC race aren’t the done thing

    Who’d have thunk it? But then it’s been twenty years since I raced XC. I promise to break out the Lycra on Saturday.

    DezB
    Free Member

    rOcKeTdOg –
    i tried on a helmet (apparently my size!) that’d go with that jacket

    Proper laugh-at-loud at that helmet. And I thought Fox wanting £100 for their shorts was their biggest joke!

    DezB
    Free Member

    bensales –
    Apparently baggies in an XC race aren’t the done thing

    Except no-one gives a shit

    senorj
    Full Member

    IMO -Rocketdog looks more like big bird than woody woodpecker .
    🙂

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Two words for you all….

    Biker
    Fox

    My work here is done.

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