I have a grand total of 13 haematoma and a cracked rib.

Rolling a tyre off a rim at full speed isnt a good look.

What you got?

I also have a chest infection to go with the gammy rib.

I’ve got a bit of a cough and a couple of old blood blisters on some toes.
13 haematomas sounds much more impressive.

Still got my ruined ankle. Had a month off the bike, only just got back on last week and I’ve been told to go “at tick over” by the physio.

Nothing without pictures.

i tried to remove my lh index finger tip in a rotating disc/caliper interaction

Either knees that feel swollen at the front if I put my seat down, or one that hurts like hell at the back if I put it up.

Have come to the conclusion one leg is shorter than the other.

Also think I’m developing asma, can the cold bring that on?

Big graze on my elbow, bruised toenail.

4 stitches in my teabags after having the snip.

Do I win?

My elbow is still a bit scabby after this…

RIMG1547 by Jon Wyatt, on Flickr

I have a bit of a rash on my bum too from yesterday after riding home in heavy rain with what felt like 3 pounds of grit down my shorts.

snapped my chain 2 weeks ago , big ring took a nibble on my calf

had the stiches out tonite

Wonky thyroid affecting both body and mind. 👿

Polite request

Guys – please – no more pics. 😯

Full ACL Re-repture

Nowt *touch wood*

Cool scar cheesybeanz – almost body mod territory.

Getting over having disc removed at l5 – s1 – legs are killing me.

A massively swollen Cantbebothered gland pumping it’s rancid filth into my blood stream. 🙁

Trouble is I can’t be bothered to do anything about it…..

got a dodgy ticker that is keeping me from riding…………..
got a foul temper cos of it……………is that a illness ❓

I’ve got a big spot on my right cheek, and flaky scalp.

Femeroacetabular impingement in both hips not ridden for 3 years 👿

Hey, they’re just innards CG, we’ve all got ’em. 😉

a dodgy left shoulder that decides to pop out whenever it wants…

I have a small graze and bruise on my knee.

idle bone

broken heart, sigh.
various bruises
messy shin

loverly

Not a physical injury, but a damn, right nasty cold which I have had for 12 days 🙁

It’s getting me right down 🙁

Two weeks since I had a plate inserted to fix l/h snapped collar bone.

Chipped r/h elbow the week before the above.

Just finished a course of antibiotics for a dose of cellulitus from a pedal strike.

Praying thats my run of bad luck over…

Bunch of clumsy feckkers aren’t you? Try keeping the bike the right way round, eh?

Me, I’ve got a knackered shoulder that won’t heal 100%, leaving me with a niggling pain.

Fractured knuckle and pulled ligaments in my hand. Colleagues assume it’s from riding my bike. It’s actually because I fell down the stairs (sober and everything).

Screws in my clavicle and a back that gave out in July. Oh, and a mysterious lump behind my right shoulder.

Got the end of a bout of ITB that’s really annoying more than anything else. I need to get doing my physio again, that and more weights and running.

other than that, just the usual aches and pains.

Dislocated right shoulder 5 weeks ago
A bursitus on the left shoulder, seems to be clearing up now
A Heamotoma in the groin where I impaled myself when dislocating my shoulder

A pain under the ball of my big toe which sounds insignificant but has completely curtailed all running. I’ve had to go to spin classes three times this week instead 🙁

My thyroxine (for thyroid problem) has also just been upped in dose again after the hospital discovered that was too low.

That was when I was in hospital getting assessed for a hernia op.

They also deferred that op (and the circumcision I’m also queued up to get) because I’ve got a cough, but my GP didn’t seem to think that was serious enough to kill off with yet another prescription.

And my mum has just Friended me on Facebook. That’s quite injurious.

Fecked shoulder had MRI on it last week and go back to the hospital next Friday to find out if I need an operation to put it right.

Not advisable to use your shoulder as a brake 🙁

tiredness, had it all week.

I’ve Got a Mild case of Manthrax at the moment

4 tendon issues in my ankle, shin, wrist and elbow, a slightly tweaked hamstring, a very sore VMO muscle, lots of tiredness, and really feeling the effects of long term stress. I also didn’t sleep last night and have a thumping headache today.

My physio now gives me mates rate as i’m there so often. The receptionist greets me with “hi claire” but when other clients come in, they have to say who they are there to see and what their name is… 😕

Cinnamon-girl – i’ve tried to email you but i got a bounce back. Is your hotmail address still the same? I can’t email you on fb either!

General anaesthetic and 10 stitches 5 weeks ago, but now healing up nicely and I’m back on the bike…

Knee Xray by oxym0r0n, on Flickr

A reasonable chunk off the tip of my index finger on my left hand, the result of trying to cut up a lime for the bazzillionth G&T. Uncunning.

I have been bleating about it all week and some of the injuries on here have made me decide to shut up about it all and be thankful.