It’s like this. Dog showing, if you were showing normal dogs doing normal dog things, would be too easy. So instead it’s all about making dogs do things dogs don’t do, and turning dogs into things they shouldn’t be- because that’s challenging. It’s taking the basic concept of obedience training, and running with it until it’s completely ****ed up. Imagine if you did it with horses, “Well dressage is all well and good but to really push the sport we have to promote Horse Diving”
You could turn this around, and breed for yappiest jack russell, smelliest westie, slobberiest boxer, most gormless labrador… “And it’s the great dane Lochtaymore Bridget Jones of Tillycorthie (*), winning for the 3rd year in the category of “detecting people who’re terrified of dogs and being really doggy at them”
(* an actual show dog name. But not a great dane)