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  • Crisps – A rant
  • Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    All I want is a bag of cheese and onion or salt and vinegar. What has our office vending machine got to offer?

    NikNaks – Deep fried dog ear wax
    Wheat Crunchies – Grilled penne pasta dusted with a crumbles Oxo cube
    McCoys in the following flavours, BBQ horse, Old Man’s Slipper and Thai Lady Boy.

    I JUST WANT NORMAL CRISPS!

    Drac
    Full Member

    Oooooh Laaa de daaa check out Mr Fancy Pants with his vending machine.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    BBQ horse

    taste just like Tesco burgers I expect.

    tarquin
    Free Member

    Fan of Seabrooks Ready Salted myself, or those posher brands with a blue bag, sea salt and balsamic vinegar…

    binners
    Full Member

    OI!!! Don’t be dissing Wheat Crunchies! Unless they’re the bacon ones. In which case bleeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuurgghh!!!!

    binners
    Full Member

    Can you get me a packet of Thai Lady Boy flavour please Harry? I’m intrigued.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    I remember the days of high quality rants…

    brakes
    Free Member

    technically, the first two you list are not crisps

    titusrider
    Free Member

    My rant regarding crisps is Walkers multipacks

    When you buy a single bag the crisps are reasonably strongly flavored

    when you buy a multipack of the same flavour they taste p*ss weak and of nothing

    If i buy multipack of a product I WANT IT TO BE THE SAME!!!!!

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    Harry_the_Spider – Member
    All I want is a bag of cheese and onion or salt and vinegar.

    Bring your own?

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Thai Lady Boy

    there’s only a relatively small number of people who have a basis for comparison with that flavour?

    ton
    Full Member

    i want scampi fries…….and a box of tissues. 😈

    rogermoore
    Full Member

    At last a decent rant.
    I’d have gone for the NikNaks.
    RM.

    soobalias
    Free Member

    nurses knickers niknaks.

    igrf
    Free Member

    Ah just what’s needed for a Friday a crisp rant.

    My particular beef (not the flavour)is with Asda Hog Roast, to which sadly I am addicted but mad as hell that they contain generally 6, but no more than 12 crisp items per pack, which means, one pack is never enough, this in turn feeds my addiction.

    Other favourite flavours from the past

    Brannigans Beef & Mustrad

    Tyrells Thai Sweet Chilli

    and recent up and coming delight..

    Tyrells *something and cranberry

    *Can’t remember exactly, only stumbled across them food shopping in Dobbies the Garden centre, no don’t ask, there is no logic in a female lead crisp acquisition trip.

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Starving, went for McCoy’s Sizzlin’ Mongoose. Mistake. Should have gone for Thai Lady Boy.

    DezB
    Free Member


    “Someone called?”

    sharkbait
    Free Member

    Can you get me a packet of Thai Lady Boy flavour please Harry? I’m intrigued.

    sort of salty cheese?

    binners
    Full Member

    Harry – I’ve just had a packet of Walkers Deep Ridge Cheese and Onion on your behalf. They were lovely

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    and Thai Lady Boy.

    I’ve got to ask, how do you know?

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    That is what it says on the packet.

    The taste is best described as a fusion of king prawn, cheese and onion, cigar smoke and German school teacher.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Sum yung gai?

    nealglover
    Free Member

    All I want is a proper illiterate rant about the Post Office or Delivery Ninjas using laser weapons.
    A Quality rant with no facts checked and no logic apllied.
    Preferably with YouTube videos.

    and What has this thread got to offer?

    Bloody crisp flavours !

    Bring back the good old days.

    I just want a proper rant !!

    igrf
    Free Member

    CaptainFlashheart – Member
    Sum yung gai?

    Familiar with that flavour are we Cap’n?

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    6/10 for nealglover.

    emsz
    Free Member

    Err easy, nik naks

    Don’t wanna know what granddads slipper is like though lol

    DezB
    Free Member

    I love Nik Naks. They remind me to watch stuff by Bill Plypmton

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHtisFwaoLg[/video]

    igrf
    Free Member

    nealglover – Member
    and What has this thread got to offer?

    Bloody crisp flavours !

    Dude, adjust your priorities,

    Crisps are the third most important thing in life after riding, which goes…

    Ride: Beer: Crisps: in that order.

    The fact your local consistently fails to order your favourite flavour despite constant reminders is a major trauma in one’s life, this thread could develop suggestions as to what to do with a local pub that signally fails to satisfy it’s riding population in the crisp department despite frequent warnings.

    I can only live in hope.

    Trekster
    Full Member

    XL cheese crisps in our mechanical food dispenser…. 😆
    A must have to get through a night shift 😆

    ThePinkster
    Full Member

    Just finished a pack of Worcester Sauce French Fries, and they were absolutely delightful.

    Back on the Multipack thing – not only do the flavours seem much weaker but why are the bags smaller as well????

    it’s just not right. If I want a bag of crisps I want a proper size, not a fun size.

    Grrrr………

    Solo
    Free Member

    😀

    😀 😀

    hammerite
    Free Member

    Not really a rant, more a minor annoyance. Why do so many meaty crisp flavours repeat on you for the rest of the day?

    Walkers Roast Chicken are the worst. If I wanted my mouth to taste like I’d had a garlic curry for the rest of the day I’d have gone out for a curry.

    Solo
    Free Member

    Walkers Roast Chicken are the worst. If I wanted my mouth to taste like I’d had a garlic curry for the rest of the day I’d have gone out for a curry.

    nealglover
    Free Member

    Dude, adjust your priorities,

    Crisps are the third most important thing in life after riding, which goes…

    You have clearly never been assaulted by a Parcel Delivering Ninja with a laser death ray.

    Or been forced by An Evil Megalomaniac Monopoly to pay an outrageous £0.60 to have letter delivered the next morning 300 miles away.

    That makes some people crrrrrrrraaaaazy !

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