while I agree that the planet is on its knees, (as shall you be with all the shagging that you’ll have to do), if we all stopped procreation immediately then no kid will be born after October 2020 and the population will die out in around 2100.
This is bad for several reasons, not least because I’ve just bought a 1kg tin of putoline chain wax and if it lasts as long as TJ says, I need descendants to pass it down to, otherwise I’ll be guilty of the overconsumption that has the planet on its knees in the first place.
So i favour a policy of controlled procreation, and need you and the Mrs to undergo a series of deep and probing tests to see if you are appropriate as future populants of project earth. It’s a work in progress, but as a starter….
Is she called Louise?
(more seriously – just in case it doesn’t work out, go and see Rhod Gilbert’s show “Book of John” https://rhodgilbertcomedian.com/ – he does a section on his and his otherhalf’s difficulties in conceiving and subsequent clinical experiences….. just to say I never knew Rob Brydon would be capable of such things)