A tin of corned beef (and I don’t mean a poxy 200g tin, 340g here thank you!), with loads of Smash mashed potato, and peas… Nom nom nom gimme gimme gimme! :-p
Also love a chicken tikka footlong (though with lots of salad) from Subway, usually polished off by 3 choc chip cookies.
Malt loaf, whole ones, straight from the packet. 700 calories for 50p from Co-op, perfect mountain bikers snack food, what’s not to like!
Jaffa cakes. Read above, though slightly better tasting…
Chicken Tikka kebab from my local once in a while. To be fair, they’re a LOT better than most takeaways, meat is pretty decent quality and not totally swimming in grease, but agreed still not healthy.
Fish cake and chips
Birds eye fish fingers and chips
2 mince pies, in a bowl, heated up, covered in vanilla Carte Dor ice cream.
A big bar of Cadbury’s Caramel
All you people with your “twiglets and humous”, god how middle class are you! Go and be a student for a few years, you’ll learn to enjoy the crap food as well as the good stuff… 😀