Corpulent Collective 2018
I say, what? Isn’t it incredible how much Winter insulation one can lay-down in just a few short days of gluttony??
Fear not! The solution to your tubbiness awaits… A brand spanking new edition of STW (Shed That Weight) Fat Club will be launched on Friday the 5th of January. Anyone who wants in just needs to email me and I’ll send them the necessary around the 2nd Jan.
I suggest you heartily enjoy your time between now and then before food & booze is removed from the menu and replaced with konjac, vitamin tablets and alkalised water.Posted 4 years ago
Mail sent- almost undone all of the effort of this year’s Fat Club.
Not over Christmas, just a crap few months after September.
NeilPosted 4 years ago
Have also mailed. I was doing great til Sept when i got a virus. I felt awful for about 12+ weeks. Mow Christmas has meant i am super fat. Im inspired by project 5 w/kg..so im going for 3.5 w/kg. I have a lot of weight to lose, so im quite excitedPosted 4 years ago
Forgot to say: when you email please provide your STW username.
Ta.Posted 4 years ago
In!Posted 4 years ago
Count me in. I had to go buy two pairs of trews last week to see me through Christmas as I couldn’t fasten the waist on most of mine.Posted 4 years ago
Back off, OP.
Let us wallow unmolested in our our well upholstered fatitude.*
*See you on the 5th.Posted 4 years ago
I’m in. Again. 🙁Posted 4 years ago
Let us wallow unmolested in our our well upholstered fatitude
Awwww 😥 😥
Since I was banned from my local speakeasy for groping the cigarette girls, harassing the turgid online is all I have to entertain myself of an evening.Posted 4 years ago
I’ll be in again after my triumphant year 😉 I’ve banged on about half a stone so far this week lolPosted 4 years ago
I’ll be in. Caning it on fruit cake and stilton currently (together, delicious) and then will have a week on water and dust so my Jan 5th number isn’t too bad.
Aiming to get the next 1/2 st off to get a magic 12 in the stones column of my weight table.Posted 4 years ago
Email sent Rob!Posted 4 years ago
Signed up Rob, sorry about the 2 e-mails as didn’t see the singletrack username thingy,Posted 4 years ago
Can someone give me a brief overview of what I’d be getting myself into?Posted 4 years ago
Like FB-ATB, a couple of stressy months has seen the spare tyre back with a vengeance!Posted 4 years ago
A combination of redundancy induced depression and location change undid all of 2016’s hard work.
My current options are lose weight/get fit or an ebike…Posted 4 years ago
Can someone give me a brief overview of what I’d be getting myself into?
Mainly chubby blokes sharing pics of themselves in speedos.Posted 4 years ago
Mainly chubby blokes sharing pics of themselves in speedos.
Works for me. Will send email in the morning…Posted 4 years agoPosted 4 years ago
Apparently using correct BBcode for bulletpoints a) doesn’t work despite showing correctly in preview, and b) breaks the forum.
So here is a pic of what you could have won….
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I’m in. I’ve gone mad with the mince pies……Posted 4 years ago
I’m in. Email sent
Off to eat a lard pastiePosted 4 years ago
In. Actually had a light Christmas but plenty to shed over the next year!Posted 4 years ago
How does this work?Posted 4 years ago
Well, as an old hand of Chub Club last year, you get gentle reminders to weigh yourself. You get a shared excel or google doc and you can quietly have a small focus to get in fighting weight territory. All good harmless motivation. Cheers OP- I’m in -again.Posted 4 years ago
In. I now have two mates who’ve had stents fitted. I don’t want to end up like them. Besides my shock could do with a break.Posted 4 years ago
I’m in.Posted 4 years ago
Email sent, I’m inPosted 4 years ago
Emailed. I could definitely do with shedding some of my portly but authoritative exterior.Posted 4 years ago
Have no excuses, but have put on 1.5 stone this year. So the goal is to lose it.
Cheers.Posted 4 years ago
Had to buy a new suit for a business trip in November, the previous one fitted in August!
CheersPosted 4 years ago
I’m in (again). Still got more work to do 🙂Posted 4 years ago
Me too.Posted 4 years ago
I’m in.Posted 4 years ago
( sat on the sofa eating sausage sarnie watching Dora the explorer…)
I’m in, email sent, still got a lot of cheese to eat before the weigh in 😕Posted 4 years ago
How did I miss this!!
I’m in again Rob…..email sent!Posted 4 years ago
I have emailed and I am I need.
Have to set myself some goals in 2018 to ride more and shed the wobbly belly.Posted 4 years ago
if I already started losing weight can I still sign up ?
E mail sent anyway
4 stone lost in last 4 months, but loads more to lose ……Posted 4 years ago
I’m in too. Fattest I’ve ever been right now. Grr.Posted 4 years ago
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