Strava is a huge pile of self important, childish toss.
Get your hedge cut.
If you insist on wearing an all black outfit, don’t complain when no one can see you.
Factory built wheels are awful.
Suspension is simple.
‘Premium’ branded bikes are usually ridden by snobs.
Watches are simply male jewellery.
No one who has more than two kids, a dog or runs a wood burner whilst living in a city really gives a shit about the environment.
Traditional leather saddles are an affectation.
Ortleib panniers aren’t as good as people make out.
If you don’t ride in the winter, or the rain, or the mud, you’re a wimp.
If you have a winter road bike, your summer bike costs too much.
Happy new year everyone!