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  • confessional
  • emsz
    Free Member

    In my bag I’ve just found a muller rice vanilla….

    I’m pretty sure I haven’t paid for it, in fact I know I didn’t. Hands full of coffee and magazine and sanwich this morning I put the thing in my bag meaning to get it out at the checkout.

    I have guilt. should I eat it?

    captaincarbon
    Free Member

    Eat it! If it wasnt a ‘diet’ one you can feel guilty for that too! 😉

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    No point compounding your guilt by wasting food.

    Maybe you should give it to a homeless?

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    captaincarbon
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    Theres plenty of those at Dale farm………..

    emsz
    Free Member

    edit, S’ok

    TheSouthernYeti
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    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VRZq3J0uz4[/video]

    camo16
    Free Member

    One grain of rice in every Muller Rice carton contains a sophisticated GPS tracker device, which means the Feds are probably en route at the moment. Destroy the evidence, scoff it NOW, or lob the carton out of the window and try to look sweet and innocent.

    DezB
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xb1NFkGWZk[/video]

    emsz
    Free Member

    I’m now thinking they probably have me on CCTV don’t they?

    I should go in on my way home.

    Edit, thanks DezB the slits, nice.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    I’ll eat it, if you won’t..

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPgA4ZQf0U[/video]

    DezB
    Free Member

    I’m now thinking they probably have me on CCTV don’t they?

    You’re on the BBC website already

    emsz
    Free Member

    Yum

    I have more guilt now, but a yoghurt baby!!

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWucYbAp8Lk[/video]

    DezB
    Free Member

    A baby made of pure yoghurt?! SICK!

    DezB
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQXgfD0UKIY[/video]

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0sI6eFarFE[/video]

    nickf
    Free Member

    The confessional should be not that you nicked it (you didn’t intentionally do it, after all), rather that you even considered buying a Muller Rice Vanilla in the first place.

    Hideous sugary pots of nastiness, the lot of ’em.

    emsz
    Free Member

    I can’t be the only petty shop lifter surely. make me feel better.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU&ob=av2e[/video]

    emsz
    Free Member

    Yeti, stop it. I feel bad enough already!!! 😆

    nickf they’re lovely actually, and only 100 calories :mrgreen:

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yZZS4jxEgc[/video]

    s’ok, I feel dirty after posting this one.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14PgWitIbSk[/video]

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tgymfvdYY[/video]

    DezB
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKYTUmGtCk[/video]

    emsz
    Free Member

    Thanks guys, no really, thanks. 🙄

    😆

    DezB
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORaTWLK-Z_k[/video]

    god I hate that bloke’s voice!

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RYhtusyh0I[/video]

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gg8pZYjCTM[/video]

    wors
    Full Member

    One lousy youghurt??

    I thought it was going to be something juicy 😳

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    I thought it was going to be something juicy

    Admittedly I also thought that it was going to be about her pouring her creamy sauce over some meaty sausages or something.

    emsz
    Free Member

    What?

    thinking about ‘it’? I do that all the time anyway, that’s not much of a confession!

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    I woon’t worry about it. It’s only a Muller Rice. I woon’t be going back in there to ‘confess’ either. Best you can do, if you do feel that guilty about it, is buy another one next time you’re in there, then just leave it there. Clear conscience, sorted!

    I can’t be the only petty shop lifter surely. make me feel better.

    MPs Emsz. The people we vote for. They’re far, far worse…

    I’ve done a lot worse than shoplift in me time. I don’t lose sleep over it. 😀

    Actually I’ve still got a pair of Sony heaphones I nicked way way back in about 1989, before you were even born eh Emsz?? 😯

    They’ve seen better days now though. Might have to go and get another pair…. 😉

    verses
    Full Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqTA56y25U0[/video]

    emma82
    Free Member

    I accidentally did the same thing with garlic once. I didnt go back and have got away scot free 🙂

    ChrisL
    Full Member

    I can’t be the only petty shop lifter surely. make me feel better.

    Years ago, when I was little, I was in WH Smiths with my gran. Suddenly she felt faint and fell down next to the confectionery aisle. She got a rest in the manager’s office and then we went back to my grandparents’ house. When we got there she discovered that a Creme Egg had fallen into her jacket’s hood when she fell down, so I got to have it. 🙂

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    I accidentally did the same thing with garlic once. I didnt go back and have got away scot free

    In Co-Op recently; got all me stuff through the till, paid for me shopping, then we discovered an onion thattud rolled off the belt and haddunt bin weighed. The till lady just bungedit in thebayg with the others. 🙂

    We’re probbly both going to hell though. Oh whell. 😐

    MrsToast
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNH57uvOcU8[/video]

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    Maybe you should give it to a homeless?

    Give it to a homeless what? Or do you mean a homeless question mark?

    King-ocelot
    Free Member

    Hung a pack of toilet rolls on that little hook on the trolly, did my shopping then realised when I was home that they handnt gone through the till. If I’d have known I was going to be robbing them I’d have gone all posh and got quilted or that aloe Vera stuff that’s off the advert and not cheapskate John Wayne.

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Give it to a homeless what?

    Man, woman, child, dog, owl? I didn’t think I should restrict her choice. 😀

    Actually I’m not sure owls should eat yoghurt.
    Maybe take that one off the list. Or at least check with the RSPB or something.

    emsz
    Free Member

    Can’t G, I’ve eaten it

    although I kept the lid, and smoothed it out, so I can show it to the till woman when I go back tonight 😳

    pathetic really, my 17 year old self would laugh it this

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