Commonwealth opening ceremony

Not every day the queen gets cheered at Celtic Park.

I think they should use someone with very strong Glaswegian accent or they are not Scottish without speaking like Rab C. Nesbitt.

the horror

I’d be quite embarrassed if I was Scottish…..

I would be embarrassed if you were 😉

Genuine LOL at the bombing run comment!

They need to stop using the wide angle lens as the whole place is just empty. It’s like the sets got stuck in customs and they’re just making do in one corner with the local scout group….

Has anything been deep fried yet?

Seems that every other cliché has been hit already.

No proclaimers, I is disappoint

Well they mullered 500 miles…

There’d better be a bit of Deacon Blue!

crowd wanted something a bit nore lively there and didn’t get it haha

the seats are empty cos they wanted 200 quid for them!!!

Has anything been deep fried yet?

Possibly that’s what happened to all the sets and actors and they combusted, hence the utterly sparse display we see before us…

CaptainFlashheart – Member

Has anything been deep fried yet?

Nope. I want to see deep fried everything with fatties about …

Seems that every other cliché has been hit already.

Not enough. We want more! I mean kissing … ffs! Why?

enduro-aid – Member
the seats are empty cos they wanted 200 quid for them!!!

That’s one month’s benefit! FFS!

Glasgow looks like it is worth a visit.

oh and a proper cyclist.

Seems that every other cliché

And no better man to think of another…

Any Brigadoon yet?

Well its keeping the wife quiet in the other room while I cool down with a beer after tonight’s very hot & sweaty ride.
So its OK in my opinion 😉

I see they blew the budget on the pyrotechnics.

OMG it’s getting worse!

😀 @ DD!

Danny Macaskill made a video in Glasgow for the games. Hope we get to see that.

Where can I get some of Beaumont’s slacks?

And wasn’t his record beaten ages ago?

CaptainFlashheart – Member
Has anything been deep fried yet?

Seems that every other cliché has been hit already

Bin done.

Oh dear … my eyes my eyes … I have spotted some colourful deep fried Mars eaters. 😆

I’ve not seen it all, but from the bits I’m catching it seems to be a lot more human than I was expecting.

I’m glad they’ve not just tried to do a lower budget copy of the Olympics, I like it.

Somebodies been at the buckie to come up with this shite

Couldn’t they at least have found some attractive women?

(They could have bussed some in from Newcastle!)

Wtf are the chairs all about

They should have had some big tunes like Manc 2002.
Getting Stevie Redgrave to open it in one of David Byrne’s old jackets was a brave move. 🙂

Will there be “braveheart” enactment?

😆

Shite

mmmhhhh the red arrows turning the sky above parkhead red white and blue!!……….the locals will not be happy

So pleased I started this thread! Not sure if I’m pissing myself more at the replies or the ceremony. Near wet myself with the red arrows comment

At least they’ve stopped **** dancing around.

This is where you get a sense of the informality of the welcome

Huw, when your bored if reading the news you can start a new job as a spin doctor. Brilliant!

Celtic park doesn’t help even with a mega screen!!!

No Ewan, I’m not enjoying it.

**** off

Will there be “braveheart” enactment?

We can only hope.
Fingers ,toes and eyes crossed.

Some miserable Jocks about tonight 😆 where is Watty from the Exploited?

Changes over to Dirty Harry

#flounces

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