Comfart foods, what's yours?
Good old brussel sprouts, tried and tested from 29years of christmas dinners and the odd glorious occasion when we have them with sunday lunch. I think they’re just filled with air.
Too many protein shakes as well, they are concentrated to the Nth degree and seep out.
edit, though i don’t usually come when i fart.Posted 4 years agohatterSubscriber
My homemade corn beef hash will reliably end up producing the kind of gastric eruptions Stephen Hawking could test his theories on.
In my student days I made the error of polishing off my veggie housemate’s lentil chilli. The results were so bad that I couldn’t go to lectures the next day.
The aural volume, oily potency, and sheer unpredictability were like nothing I’ve experienced before or since, the fact I remember it 12 years later says it all really.Posted 4 years agoon and onSubscriber
the other day I made a chilli but with cauliflower instead of rice (cutting out the carbs)
I woke myself up three times by farting. They were so rotten I could taste them in the air.
the gas session went on for 24 hours – the trip to work in the car want much fun either.
I still have some chilli left in the fridge but I’m not sure it would have got any less stinky in the 3 days its been fermenting.Posted 4 years agobinnersSubscriber
Pretty much anything really. Most of my waking hours I sound like a leaking bagpipe
I’m presently cooking a chicken broth with pearl barley and lentils. I doubt that’s going to end well. I’ve put a canary in the front room so the kids know when to evacuate the areaPosted 4 years ago
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