Just seen this on the BBC!

Man steals Venetian Blind…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-37695164

😀

It’ll curtains for him when the police catch him

Looks like an open and shut case.

etc etc

How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke his eyes out etc etc

How do you stop someone stealing a Venetian blind?

Kick them in the slats.

Was I the only one expecting a thread about Miranda Hart?

it’s an open and shut case, once they untangle the string

Of course, if he’d nicked some curtains they could have been swag…

If he was the only person on his street without venetian blinds maybe he was motivated by jalousie

he blindsided the security guards…

They’ve found a new angle that’ll shed more light on things

🙂
similarly daft

Two female pensioners – one using a Zimmer frame – steal huge portrait of Steve McQueen from Belfast hotel

Two female pensioners – one using a Zimmer frame – steal huge portrait of Steve McQueen from Belfast hotel

The robbery itself was a bit of messy, but they made a great escape.