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    I can’t remember how long ago I had my last coffee, but it seems the coffee aficionados on here may be on to something

    Premier Icon Drac
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    I had a coffee this afternoon I’m married so can’t remember the last time we had sex. my youngest is 7 today so at a guess New Years Eve 2005.

    cbmotorsport
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    Lol @ Drac.

    I remember sex..it was nice.

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Oops Maths fail.

    End of January 2006.

    bikebouy
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    A single shot of espresso is indeed better than Sex. Short, bitter, sweet, tangy, leaves a sour taste on your tongue and a dark rim.
    πŸ˜‰

    davidrussell
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    if i have too much coffee i can’t sleep. i’ve never had too much sex yet so can’t compare.

    LoCo
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    Coffee better than sex, and no need for a beaker 😯

    noteeth
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    I’m currently having a wa… instant coffee.

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    A majority of respondents (51%) feel they could go longer without sex than without coffee.

    This is a stupid stat/question, I don’t drink coffee but do like a nice cup of tea, I quite regularly go for longer without sex than a cup of tea but given the choice I’d choose sex over a cuppa (Boy George is an idiot) but tea is easier to come by* and I could easily have several cups a day seven days a week, I think I might do myself an injury if I tried that with sex.

    *fnar fnar before anyone else says it

    if i have too much coffee i can’t sleep. i’ve never had too much sex yet so can’t compare.

    I have been close. It was very sore. 😑

    bencooper
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    Is this like that rubbish research that “showed” that Oreos are as addictive as cocaine?

    The experiment went like this:

    Put rats in a maze, with two exits.
    At one exit, put a nutritious protein block, at the other put some cookies.
    Rats all go to the cookies.
    Repeat with cocaine instead of cookies.
    Rats all go to the cocaine.

    Therefore cookies are as addictive as cocaine.

    andypaul99
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    I bet 99% of cocaine users feel they could go on longer without sex too….

    Caffine is a drug so its hardly suprising we get addicted to it πŸ˜‰

    noteeth
    Member

    “Fancy a brew?” 😈

    With ‘noteeth’ asking you for a ‘brew’, one can only get one’s hopes up. πŸ˜‰

    noteeth
    Member

    If coffee really is better than sex, then the Gold Blend couple were doing everything in the wrong order…

    one can only get one’s hopes up

    More bromide in your tea, vicar?

    I always had a strange crush on her. But then I still fancy Lori Petty in Point Break – not exactly your stereotypical beauty.

    More bromide in your tea, vicar?

    πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon Esme
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    “Coffee better than sex, and no need for a beaker”
    Hmmm, I was offered a beaker glass of water with my Cortado in Costa Coffee yesterday 😯

    noteeth
    Member

    Witches anointing themselves with flying ointment

    Dear gawd – as if the hair, make-up, shoes etc don’t take long enough as it is.

    large418
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    This is one subject I really don’t agree with my wife on…..

    emma82
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    Coffee is always best after sex. Throw in chocolate too, perfect.

    Premier Icon jambalaya
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    So here is the catch, it says nothing about the mistress

    an overwhelming 78% would rather give up alcohol, social media or sex with their spouse for a year rather than forfeit coffee

    I disagree, i like coffee but know i could live without it

    Premier Icon MoreCashThanDash
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    I’m married with kids, I know exactly what my wife will be offering me in the morning when she wakes me up…… πŸ™„

    Premier Icon jambalaya
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    I’m married with kids, I know exactly what my wife will be offering me in the morning when she wakes me up……

    How about waking up first and surprising her … I’ll get my coat

    gordimhor
    Member

    Well it’s cheaper and lasts longer. …but it can burn your lips

    JulianA
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    MrsJulianA says she’d rather have sex with me than have a cup of coffee, but then again she really doesn’t like coffee at all as it makes her ill.

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