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  • Cloverfield Paradox
  • shermer75
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    Is this the stupidest thing ever made? It is sooo stooooooopid!

    Drac
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    It’s not great is it, filled in a bit time but can’t say I’d watch it again.

    legend
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    No Mary Elizabeth Whatsherface, no care

    shermer75
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    Mastrantonio?

    nickc
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    aye, not fabulous

    fossy
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    Passed an hour and 45 – watched it last night – it’s not a repeat watch.

    Ah prequel to the Cloverfield movie (just googled – that’s why I recognised the trailer as it used bits from the Cloverfield).

    wordnumb
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    You know the game where you fold a piece of paper, someone draws a head, someone else draws… everyone draws a section without seeing the bits drawn by others, you know the game. Netflix made a film by the same method and created something ugly and illogical.

    shermer75
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    “Netflix made a film by the same method and created something ugly and illogical.”

    Exactly. None of it made sense, it felt very cobbled together on a rush. An absolute camel of a film.

    legend
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    <span style=”color: #444444; font-size: 16px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;”>An absolute camel of a film.</span>

    Loved by Saudis….. especially when enhanced with Botox?

    somafunk
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    I was just about to post a thread titled “cloverfield paradox……..don’t bother as its utter shite” but I see I have been beaten to it.

    Anyway, it’s utter shite… and Netflix did not make the movie,  after the studio realised they made a **** awful movie it was offloaded to Netflix

    seosamh77
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    30 minutes in, I’m liking it! 😀

    jonnyboi
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    Chris o’Dowd Is funny enough.

    seosamh77
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    all turning a bit ridiculous, It ment to be a comedy? 😀

    HoratioHufnagel
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    You’ve got to hand it to Chris O Dowd, that was the weirdest/funniest/most shark jumping bit of the film.

    Him and his hand should do another film… Hand of God Particle or Space Palm or something.

    somafunk
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    I made it as far as the scene with his hand taking his arm for a wander before I swore at the laptop and turned it off.

    seosamh77
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    best bit of it so far! 😀

    jonnyboi
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    It’s a night for Douglas Adams

    mostly armless

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