Jesus what a vapid opening post, it’s probably trolling but I feel the need to respond just in case it isn’t and so that anyone linking to this seeking outrage will see that this drivel isn’t representative of STW as a whole.
I think a quick look HERE
Will tell you the new Mrs Clooney has got a fair bit going for her to put it mildly.
We all end up crinkly and saggy in the end, so if you’re going to choose a life partner you may as well go with the one who you aren’t going to run out of things to talk about with in 30 minutes.