I'm beginning to understand what people mean now when they say mountain biking is the sport for the middle classes!

Refund all the way. For the sake of your good trading name take the hit and move on, life's too short.

For the sake of good Karma and a spot of entertainment i'm going to auction off a pair of pants tomorrow evening.

These are no ordinary pants…oh no…

Bidding will start at £20 and if sold Paul will be the lucky recipient of a pp Gift to cover his costs and any grief,stress and Classified Angst [C&A] incurred.

Can't say any fairer than that.

We can get things under way from 8pm tomorrow and the gavel will decide matters on the stroke of 10:30