- classic danny dyer tweets :-)
With an in depth knowledge of Essex ****s, what with myself being a major Essex get.
Your Dyer gives the impression of being a **** but is he really quite clever playing up to it and make some kind of wierd celeb niche for himself.
Guess that is ****ish in itself, so ****
Mind, his charater in East Enders is quite likeable.
Whoops I’ve said too much…. what a **** I amPosted 3 years ago
Still chuckle at this
Thought I would drop you a line about a ‘meet and greet with Danny Dyer’ I went to last Saturday.
Turns out that the man is a bit of a ballbag!
Me, my sisters and a friend had VIP tickets to meet Danny at Syndicate in Bristol, where he was going to be doing a DJ set. He stumbled in to the DJ booth at midnight and shouted “Bristol, I hope you are out of your faces ‘cos I’m FAACKED!!”. Not wrong there!!
He spent the next 2 hours trying to remain standing, wearing headphones that were not plugged in and sweating like a fat man in Greggs whilst some other poor bugger took control of the decks. Too much beak I reckon!!
We were due to meet him in an upstairs lounge and when he walked in he was being held up by four bouncers and his eyes were like marbles in a washing machine. However, when he walked past where me and my sisters were standing, he managed to kiss my sister on the lips and say “Hmm, that was nice” and then turn to me, kiss me and grab my right tit and give it a firm squeeze. An autograph would have done mate!
He was there all of two minutes and then had to be taken out because he couldnt cope and everybody was moaning because he was too mullered to speak.
We thought it was a bit rude of him to get off of his tit’s when he knew that he was being paid to meet people…..he could of at least offered to share his goodies with us! Danny, you are not The Business.”
Literally – amazingPosted 3 years agoGrahamSSubscriber
> What is your opinion of “Human Traffic”?
never seen it
Whaaaat?? You should. Classic film of a certain generation.
Don’t be fooled by the persona he projects – Danny Dyer may be many things but stupid isn’t one of them.
I did notice that in amongst his GeezerSpeak tweets he still remembered to correctly place the umlaut in Jägerbomb. Shows class that. 😀Posted 3 years agofuzzheadMember
’tis true, the Pinter thing http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/nov/21/danny-dyer-harold-pinter-misogyny-drugsPosted 3 years agoskeetsgbMember
His UFO show on BBC3 was a truly entertaining piece of TV. Brother saw him in some Pinter play at the Almeida – rated him as an actor
when he was filming for that in shrewsbury he stayed at the hotel i worked at, he came in kitchen after the meal and thanked us and my brigade. i thought he was a top bloke. human traffic is a amazing film of my generation. fave bit is him in the back of the taxi. brilliant.
who’s that geyser..whats is name
peter f*****g andre ! nobody loves ya
great stuff lolPosted 3 years ago
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