http://m.9gag.com/gag/5119923/when-chuck-norris-tells-a-joke

I don’t get it. Who is she and why is it always her?

She’s the miserable lass from Twilight, Chuck can even make her smile.

Kristen Stewart smiles for no-one less

Thanks for solving one of life’s mysteries

Did you know that there is no chin behind Chuck Norris’s beard? There is only another fist…

No diggity

Chuck Norris wears Hora pyjamas.

#horafacts

People would have made another Where’s Waldo book, but Chuck Norris found him first

Chuck Norris casts a shadow even in total darkness

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.