Blimey – fair enough then, I think.
That’s not a great message for your debutant off-spinner:
“Yeah, you can take the new pill – it’ll be fine”.
Over the years I played I noticed that a lot of spinners weren’t all that keen on sudden changes of plan or cock-ups.
My mate was a pretty good slow left-armer, but one day our captain cocked up the bowling plan to leave him having to bowl the last over against the most notorious slogger in our league. Ever since then, the joke has been “I don’t think the last ball of that over has landed yet”. It was about eight years ago, but the joke hasn’t worn thin. It went miles – still easily on the way up as it left the ground. No one even bothered to look for the ball
He actually took his boots off on the walk back to the pavillion and threw them into the seats at the front shouting “that’s f***ing it, I retire”. Genius.
It still hasn’t landed by the way. I hear they are serving in-flight drinks on it as well – strangely he still doesn’t see the funny side.
Gayle’s still a mercenary, though – and Pietersen’s a pillock.