Choo choo…..Vrooom vroom……
What’s the prediction for the format for this series?
1st lets test drive the new supercar from XXX. Obnoxious **** shouts like an overgrown kid as he drives a fast car around a track.
Pt 1 of Pointless challenge where the 3 presenters ‘pretend’ to be having a race in some exotic part of the world or wrecking something whilst taking the piss out of cap’n slow and holding up everyone else.
Car news where obnoxious **** uses ‘humour’ and dubious statistics to disguise his racist/homophobic/right wing/boy racer/oil guzzling agenda, while taking the piss out of cap’n slow. In the meantime,the hamster tries (too hard) to be a lovable mini version of the obnoxious ****.
Celebrity drives round track in a normal car.
Ex racing driver drives round track in the fast car reviewed in the beginning of the show.
Pt 2 of Pointless challenge.
And that’s all we’ve got time for tonight, good night.
Can’t wait.Posted 8 years agoRudeBoyMember
Love the trailer for the new show. Fantasic, how they got kids who looked like young Clarkson and May. Hamster of course played his young self…
It will be the same, tired old format, with Clarkson praps trying to be even more right-wing and obnoxious, Hamster trying to look ‘cool’ and be the ladies’ favourite, and May wandering round with a ‘wtf am I doing here?’ expression on his face.
I shall, shamefully, probbly be watching, mind… 🙄Posted 8 years agoRudeBoyMember
PS; I said, a good while ago on here, that the Stig is in fact different people. They’ve had several different racing drivers do the job. To try and preserve some sort of continuity, they’ve hidden the person’s identity, and created an enigma. Clever. Also avoided the individual drivers getting too uppity, and made it easy to replace them, should they be crushed/maimed/killed/have other commitments.Posted 8 years ago
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