Does anyone else text the house landline and make that posh bird say stuff like clunge or crevice?

I only do it if the missus is at home, I just send random ones now and again, I’m yet to find out how far you can push the automated woman on the other end 😆

I know, grow up 8)

Nope, but I will now 😀

Great fun, but they do often get lost on the way and then arrive in the middle of the night.

Mind you, the posh bird talking dirty might be just right at night…

They used to have Tom Baker reading them out, it sounded great but they ditched it and went generic for some reason 🙁

I do this, but send the text to my ageing parents. 😀
Took them ages to work it out.

Yes its hilarious. I dont know why I dont do it more ! 😀

Nope, but I will now

+1 😀

You can do this to all the individual doctors DECT phones at the hospital I work at………

I do have a chuckle when I’m doing it.

Missus was at home studying so I sent her ‘get your hands off your clunge and get some studying done’ It went down well 😆

Ho ho.

The posh bird just said “Minty bum holes”.

Get the posh bird to say ‘what a FA cup’, sounds like something else 😆