Talking of threesomes .
True story . Last night .
You know I said nothing shocks anybody anymore . Nothing .
Try your mum , who's 72 , telling you a dirty joke .
A blokes in some pub , I cant do jokes , life is so much funnier . He ends up next to a lady in the twilight of her life . My mum tells it so much better .
Anyway . They get chatting and she's a bit of a minx , flirting with him and flashing a bit of leg .
She appears to be a bit over his usual age limit , but when she lets slip she's seventy odd , he's surprised . She doesnt look too bad after a few pints .
Unbelievably , the old bird asks him to walk him home and would he fancy a mother and daughter sandwich .
Well , he thinks if the mothers not too bad the daughter must be a stunner .
So they get back to her place , and she shouts up the stairs …
" Mum ! Are you up "
True story . Last night . I think she's been up late watching reruns of Dave Allen.
My mum doesnt like tattoos . But she has a tatoo joke .
This guy has a girlfriend , Wendy , who is pestering him to have her name tattoed on him . His mum doesnt like tattoos and says she wont approve ,so she suggest having it tattoed on his cock where his mum wont see it.
He can see the logic in this and agrees.
some time later he in the gents when a black gentleman pulls up alongside . You all know we dont look , but he catches a glimpse and his cock is also tattoed with the word ' Wendy ' .
He points down and says , " what a co-incidence . My girlfriends also called Wendy "
The black man says " No man , you got it wrong ", and stretches it out.
" Welcome to Barbados . Have a Nice day ."
It's a version of the lllandudno / Ludo joke .
But like I said . Coming from a little old lady .
doGs honest truth.