- Chavs – You've got to admire their efficiency. How efficient though?
I've just mentally broken in through the front door, run up a flight of stairs then down a corridor, crow barred a pretty substantial door open, unplugged 4 imacs (the big uns with studio displays) and run down the stairs and into a waiting car.
it took me 19.8 seconds.
I did know where i was going, though, and the plugs didn't have those screw in ports.Posted 8 years agoThe Welsh IdiotMember
Wow, that's fast… They'd make excellent staff for a removals company 😉
I used to live not-too-far away from the (in)famous Gurnos Estate in Merthyr – It was widely rumoured that the local chavs could steal the wheels off your car, providing you were travelling at less than 10mph 😆
I often wondered why F1 teams didn't rock up there, and recruit their pit crews from the wide selection of wheel-stealing talent available. All they'd have to do would be to train the little buggers NOT to run off once they've removed the wheel!!Posted 8 years agoHandsomedogMember
How did they get in through door?
Had a leaflet through the door once recommending that any glass front doors were replaced with solid wood ones as the latter should withstand attack for 3 minutes, as opposed for the 7 seconds for a glass door.
Obviously i was in rented accomodation and slamming the door hard caused some of the glass panes to fall out….Posted 8 years ago
Our offices were burgled yet again on Monday night. They didn't get owt off me this time, but cleaned out the office across from me
I've just watched the CCTV footage. It shows a right likely looking little pair of scrotes going about their 'business'. They obviously do this kind of thing all the time. But I was genuinely shocked at just how fast and organised they are
So how long does the STW massive think it would take to break in through the front door, run up a flight of stairs then down a corridor, crow bar a pretty substantial door open, unplug 4 imacs (the big uns with studio displays) and be back down the stairs and into a waiting car?
Have a guess? Go on. We put a stopwatch on it yesterday
The closest guess wins a signed copy of my latest insurance claimPosted 8 years agoJujuuk68Member
Sounds like a theft version of Jeux Sans Frontiers.
If only you could do it whilst they were dressed as penguins, trying to steal and carry the imacs, whilst on a large roundabout, with security throwing buckets of coloured water at them, that would really be worth watching…….Posted 8 years ago
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