[binnersSubscriber]

I thought all swans were the property of her maj anyway? Even the ninja SAS ones? In which case he’s going to be hung from treason, surely?

[brassneckSubscriber]

Hung from trees un what else?

[Gary_MMember]

I thought all swans were the property of her maj anyway?

Only the ones on the thames I believe, and ownership by the crown is purely ceremonial. Although if the SwanPheromonger has nicked her birds from the thames he’ll be doing a long stretch quite literally at her majesty’s pleasure.

I know my swan shit.

[CaptainFlashheartMember]

Muslamic swans?

[mikewsmithMember]

[video]https://youtu.be/YOu-dWhTTWw[/video]

[MerakMember]

Careful there, everyone knows a Swan can break your arm.

[CaptainFlashheartMember]

[flashesMember]

I don’t get the reference to the Scimitar……………….the rest makes everything else fall in to place on what is turning out to be National WTFN Day……………….

[avdave2Member]

It’s Charlie dressed as Princess Anne so he can steal swans right from under the Queen’s nose. It’s alright mum I’m just taking them to the vet.

It’s diabolical I know but put nothing past this man.