I thought all swans were the property of her maj anyway? Even the ninja SAS ones? In which case he’s going to be hung from treason, surely?

Posted 4 years ago

Hung from trees un what else?

Posted 4 years ago

I thought all swans were the property of her maj anyway?

Only the ones on the thames I believe, and ownership by the crown is purely ceremonial. Although if the SwanPheromonger has nicked her birds from the thames he’ll be doing a long stretch quite literally at her majesty’s pleasure.

I know my swan shit.

Posted 4 years ago

Muslamic swans?

Posted 4 years ago

[video]https://youtu.be/YOu-dWhTTWw[/video]

Posted 4 years ago

Careful there, everyone knows a Swan can break your arm.

Posted 4 years ago

Posted 4 years ago

I don’t get the reference to the Scimitar……………….the rest makes everything else fall in to place on what is turning out to be National WTFN Day……………….

Posted 4 years ago

It’s Charlie dressed as Princess Anne so he can steal swans right from under the Queen’s nose. It’s alright mum I’m just taking them to the vet.

It’s diabolical I know but put nothing past this man.

Posted 4 years ago