And drugs, don’t forget drugs. In fact I bet the bike frame is stuffed full of them, he’s just using your girlfriend as a mule to smuggle them out of Swanage. He brings them in in small boats then scales the cliffs before concealing them in his merchandise. Why do you think he’s so in to 29ers, bigger aren’t they, more room for drugs, bloody obvious when you think about it.
You lot all going on about what a top bloke he is and he’s nothing but a common criminal, thinks he’s the new Howard Marks and you lot are all taken in, shameful.