- Charlie…what a top bloke!
So I popped in to the bikemonger for some new grips whilst on holiday, spent ages chatting so the girlfriend came in for a browse and decided she needed a new bike. A quick bike fit and a bit of spannering later she was the proud owner of a 2017 Marin Gestalt 1 & and a free t-shirt,shes chuffed to bits. A great experience in a proper bike shop. Thanks Charlie!Posted 3 years agoweeksySubscriber
One time i rang and emailed to ask about a Salsa jersey i wanted that i saw online.
I got a reply saying “They’re really hard to get hold of, but we’re at Salsa HQ on Thursday so i can order it and bring home next week for you”.
I ordered, it arrived and it’s perfect.
Top top service.Posted 3 years ago
And drugs, don’t forget drugs. In fact I bet the bike frame is stuffed full of them, he’s just using your girlfriend as a mule to smuggle them out of Swanage. He brings them in in small boats then scales the cliffs before concealing them in his merchandise. Why do you think he’s so in to 29ers, bigger aren’t they, more room for drugs, bloody obvious when you think about it.
You lot all going on about what a top bloke he is and he’s nothing but a common criminal, thinks he’s the new Howard Marks and you lot are all taken in, shameful.Posted 3 years ago
Absolutely binners, before cheeezzy24 knows what has hit him he’ll be a drug addled wasted shell of a man lying in a pool of his own cold vomit in an unheated flat whose front door will be swinging on it hinges as a light covering of snow blows across the blood and excrement stained carpet as his once beautiful girlfriend is pimped out yet again to another disgustingly fat sweaty dribbling punter who likes to slap her around a bit.
And all because he started with the free t shirtPosted 3 years ago
You might think advice that could save your life and those that are dear to you nonsense but when those swans herd you to the cliff edge and you think **** it now I know why he wouldnt sell me any climbing gear and you can’t even get your final request of a 99 with a flake you’ll rue the day you ignored us!Posted 3 years ago
He does sell swan spray,like bear spray ,but much stronger.
You might think it’s swan repellant but when when you spray it you’ll find out it’s swan pheromones and you’re going to be facing a killer swan that’s horny as hell.
I buy my chains from the bloke but what he doesn’t know is I bought a spare I carry at all times, decapitate a swan with a single swing that will, I ve tested it on chickens, upset the kids on their urban farm visit but once I explained to them just how dangerous a world it is out there and they should always be tooled up they saw it differently.Posted 3 years ago
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