Just found a “Charlie makes me go faster”.

I suspect that I didn’t use it when I got it as my previous bike was black and it wouldn’t have show up. The new one (that I’ve had for 6 years) is blue and orange so on it goes.

I’ve got “Toughen Up Princess” on the top tube of my road bike and “No Britneys” on the SS.

Anyone else still sporting a CTBm sticker?

I have Toughen Up on a bike.

My drinking club has a cycling problem. On the fatty.

“Every time you change gear, God kills kitten”

All time favourite.

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My drinking club has a cycling problem

Ah yes!

That went on the black bike as the text was white!

My single speed has a couple, ‘I stop for cake’ and … I put ‘Toughen up princess’ on my son’s DZh bike.

‘Bob Marley’s wailers smoked my derailleurs’

I’ve got “Don’t be such a roadie” on my Longitude

“never go full roadie” is the wrong colour for my black bike. I should find another but in white.

I’m gonna put that one on my gravel bike 😁

I have the Bob marley one, and one that says something Bout changing gears and kittens

I have ” one less car” on the back of the cargo bike

Got one still on the Spearfish I sold to a mate who’s on here. Can’t recall what it was though.

My Dandy Horse Brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like its better than yours was the best ever CTBM sticker.
Covered the whole of a chainstay.

I used to have one that said “What would Lance do?” or something like that 🙂

“If in doubt, flat out” on my old Fox helmet

Still have unused “I brake for cake”…my favourite so haven’t figured a worthy enough place for it

Never got the “Toughen up princess”… That’s a great one, wish i had that one

Got “Don’t be such a roadie” on the CX

I brake for cake and Toughen up Princess are on my toolbox. TUP was on my SS but I peeled it back off when it broke (the bike that is) and a strip of clear gorilla tape now fixes it down.

A mate made his own, after his young daughter mispronounced. ‘Daddy’s spingleseed’

I had;
No cycling
No skating
No point living
on the back of my old van.

A Frenchman reading out very lowly “hello I am a bicycle” was proper chuckle moment on trip.

“Just because we both ride bikes, it doesn’t mean we’re friends “
On the non drive side chainstay of my rarely ridden road bike.

Had “If found please locate owner in nearest hedge”

Or something like that, trying to find a pic.

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“My drinking club has a cycling problem.” on my track pump.

“What would Lance do?” on my partner’s boys’ bedroom door. When I saw that I knew she was alright.

I have those 2 that Branes has on the inside of my van doors, courtesy of Chris Salt from whom I purchased it. And it’s still doing well!

“Every time you change gear, God kills kitten”

All time favourite.

Agreed – also on my SS. Wish I had stocked up on a few more of these!

‘Clunker Classic 2005’ on my BMX

And a ‘Lost In Dorset’ bottle opener headset spacer on the Surly.

Got ‘Racing is for losers’ on my SS.

‘Loud tyres save lives’ on my fatbike.

Some years ago I bought a used a frame with some rigid forks sporting a “Suck my cog” sticker. It’s still on them.

My Sanderson Soloist was covered in them. I still have an envelope full of various ones.

Toughen Up Princess is my favourite.

“My drinking club has a cycling problem” on chainstay of currently retired singlespeed.

“Hold my cider and watch this” on side of kiddie trailer/pushchair, now passed on to a mate, without discussing sticker.

And a search through the shed sticker box is high on the to do list for the impractical parts bin build I’ve got in my head.

FYI, they now come with stuff purchased from the Singletrack shop.

My van is newly supporting “Maturity is a poor reaction to reality” , or somthing like that.

FYI, they now come with stuff purchased from the Singletrack shop.

Oh look, here there are:

https://singletrackworld.com/shop/singletrack-sticker-wad/

My only surviving ones are:

Drop bars, not bombs
Jesus rode cross

i had “to the pub”

i want it on a top cap.

Jesus rode cross

Pure genius. You could say he really nailed it.

I brake for cake.

What would Jenn do?

The latter is on the top tube of my Solaris and protected with heli-tape. It will stay there.

I used to have one that said “What would Lance do?” or something like that 🙂

That’s what it says on my favourite T-shirt 🙂

“drop bars, not bombs”
I wasn’t aware of that one. Would definitely have that on my road bike.

“Drop bars, not bombs” genius.