We had a bloke come into the bank one day said he had changed his name to God and wanted to open an account. The branch manager was a bit religious and refused, telling him we couldnt open an account unless he had a first name and a surname. He came back the next week telling us he had now changed his name to Almighty God. Thought he was clever but the manager wasn’t phased. Gave him the forms and asked him to produce three forms of ID for verification – passport, drivers licence etc. Never saw him again.
There’s a very inspiring chap walking the UK called Phil Packer. Google him he’s an inspirational guy, but I thought I’d convince some of the slightly more gullible students that his nickname was “fudge”.
Not many found fudge packer funny but I still think its a great name.