Sladerunner – Noddy the Nexus-6 replicant belting out the greatest hits whilst the C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate

She Blob. A period drama.

Snitch – a twisted tale of illegal fighting, travelling caravan salesman, diamonds, a squeaky dog and a great bit telltale tit….

The Jambusters – a daring raid on a German preserves factory.

High Toon – gunslingers in Newcastle.

Ice Sold in Alex – the tale of an ambulance in Egypt converted to a mobile refrigeration unit.

The Germinator – a green-fingered cyborg comes back from the future to grow some flowers.

The Mild Bunch – In 1913, with the Old West largely tamed and their existences seemingly destined for oblivion, an aging outlaw gang resolves to pack it all in and retire.
Back to the Furure – Dyslexic nazi apologist attempts to go back to 1933 to change the future.

Cool Tunnings

A group of jamaicans set up a microbrewery and against the odds walk away with the Camra gold medal.

Marathon Nan

Your Gran is unwittingly caught in the middle of an international conspiracy involving stolen diamonds, an exiled Nazi war criminal, and a rogue government agent. The dentist scene loses impact when it turns out all her teeth are false and they sit down for a cup of tea and a chat about the old days instead.

There Will Be Flood…the prequel to Noah, explores God’s thinking ahead of the great deluge.

The Dork Knight Rises – an unfashionable medieval warrior foregoes his usual lie-in.

The Big Flue – Jacques Mayol’s mystical affinity with the ocean drives his successful boiler upgrading career.

The Ham Busters – A profile of David Cameron’s time at Eton.

The Moonies – a bunch of kids terrorise a small American town with their bare buttocks.

Man Cites Dog – comedy/thriller – the rise of a Chihuahua through academia to become the most famous professor in all the world.

‘Bring me the Read of Alfredo Garcia’ – literary piece discussing the contents of mild mannered librarian’s favourite books
‘Apocalypse, Not’ – turns out everything’s fine
‘Crouching Liger, Hidden Dragon’ – why’s it always me?
’24 Hour Farty People’ – the morning after the night before
‘Sad Max’ – poor bloke

From t’other thread

Hobocop – Mild mannered Accountant Barry Brown downs a bottle of Lightning at lunch and is transformed into the scourge of the underworld (etc and with apologies to Viz)

And more

Daddyshack – A psychopathic greens keeper builds his own garden shed

Rusky Business – Tom Cruise in straight-to-dvd remake of Three men and a Baby

Footsie – Dustin Hoffman in a dress plays under table tennis with Bill Murray

Flushdance – After a weekend spent necking WKD and dancing round her handbag, our young, female welder from Stockton spends most of Monday doing the porcelain pogo

The Taxic Avenger – Mild mannered Accountant Barry Brown tracks down and kills those tradespeople who have fallen foul of IR35

The Lost Starfighter – Top space pilot Alex Rogan decides to go to the football, but has to find his own way home after his satnav takes him to Stamford Bridge in Yorkshire

[EDIT] No, that’s two letters!

Toadtrip – About amphibians who think it’s funny to push people over.

Berminator – one man’s relentless quest to add flow to his local cheeky trails

The Transpouter. Statham wears a frock.

EP.
That didn’t really work did it?

Jars – Jam-making in Martha’s Vineyard

Socky – a brain damaged boxer finds his voice  via his sock puppet alter-ego

Boy Story.
George o’Dowd biopic. Rated R.

Jurassic Pork – A pragmatic butcher visiting an almost complete theme park is tasked with protecting a couple of kids after a power failure causes the park’s cloned pigs to run loose.

Speltbound – a man arrives at a bakery assuming the role of the new head baker. All is not as it seems as he is rumbled when he insists that all bread contains a high spelt ratio

Curry On Up the Khyber – Kilted warriors of the 3rd Foot and Mouth attempt the spicy curry challenge at the Khasi of Kalabars new curry house.
Blazing Sandles – Australian remake of cowboy classic set on Bondi beach on a really hot day

There Will be Brood – a story of family, religion, hatred, chickens and madness, focusing on a turn-of-the-century poultry farmer in the golden years of the business.

Jurassic Perk. Fred and Barney open a coffee shop in Manhattan