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    Seeing as though it has already started in the other thread I thought it deserved a separate one.

    Bayman Begins – Michael Bay biopic featuring tanks, guns, lazy racial stereotypes and half naked ladies for no apparent reason.

    Doltergeist – inept ghost fails to scare the living.

    The man with two trains – Finally an answer to why Trans Pennine is so shite.

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    Stat Wars – The universe collides as 2 forces do battle debating the pros and cons of 29ers and 26ers.

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    Pie Hard – story of stale baked goods

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    The Umpire Strikes Back. A dull movie lasting several days that will test your patience as one man gets fed up of holding jumpers …

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    Austin Towers an art film about a scrap yard in the 1980s

    Lawrence Of Alabia

    (T.E. Lawrence embarks on a daring camel-journey)

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    Swatch

    Mobsters, bookies and fighters converge on gangland London chasing a stolen inexpensive plastic swiss fashion timepiece.

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    Star Wart – Darth Vadar’s Through The Keyhole virus-driven growth-based spinoff.

    FT – An extraterrestrial makes a killing shorting the market.

    Dinky Boots – The desperate beneficiary of a shoe factory enlists the help of a drag queen to design shoes for the little folk in order to save the business.

    MarkBrewer
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    The Numan centipede

    Having nothing to do since the demise of electronic music and still bitter at them knocking him off the top of the charts in the 70’s Gary one by one lures all the members of the Police to his house and reunites them one last time.

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    Full Metal Packet, a film about canned fish.

    andrewh
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    The Italian Hob – because watching pasta cook is fun

    ElShalimo
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    Das Hoot – Jürgen Prochnow having lots of fun and games on a U-boat

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    Once Upon A Time In Hollyrood. A rambling tale of Nicola Sturgeon’s time in government, culminating in a comedy of errors where she accidentally takes acid and rampages around the Scottish Parliament with a flamethrower (well, a can of hairspray and a lighter).

    Avengers: Infinity Par. A bunch of drug-enhanced golfers take on the universe’s longest hole.

    The Shape Of Later. A bizarre half-human, half-cockney creature attempts to convince a deaf woman that niche music is worth fighting for.

    Toker. An ex-mental patient tries to build a career as a party clown while gradually crumbling as the world increasingly turns against him, but eventually decides the only way to deal with this is to roll a massive spliff and let everything wash over him.

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    Murs Attacks – Olly doesn’t take kindly to the latest album reviews.

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    Those magnificent men in their Frying machines – lots of thrills and spills in Glasgows pop-up food industry

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    Slade Runner – A man runs downs cybernetic recreations of 70’s pop brummie combo Slade…in the future.
    The Cook, the Thief, His Wifi & Her Lover – Arty film about patrons of a restaurant trying to get a good signal.
    Sorn on the 4th of July- a Vietnam vet attempts to get his car registered as off the road in July.

    Sorry, bored at lunch.

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    Jokes – 122 mins of Tim Vine
    Transfarmers – The story of struggle for acceptance in a rural Britain
    Dude, there’s my car – Much shorter than the original.

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    Slack Panther: Superhero can’t really be bothered to save the world

    Old Soy: Japanese chef gets locked away for many years with only one ingredient

    Womb Raider: The long awaited feature length version of ‘Call the midwife’

    Bolo: The early years of one of China’s best martial arts bad guys
    (He’s 73 now…)

    Dig trouble in Little China: Kurt Russell takes the role of Tony Robinson in this Asian Timeteam special

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    Baws 3D- Viz’s Buster Gonad bought to life, coming in an IMAX near you.

    andrewh
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    Drain Man – a not all that exciting docudrama following a day in the life of the chap from Dyno-rod

    whitestone
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    Allen – the story of Carrie’s brother.

    Jurassic Pork – A food inspector’s fight against out of date animal products.

    Wild Wold West – two Lincolnshire farmers go in search of the fabled giant weevil aiming to steal their crops.

    Streamers – a dystopian nightmare set in a nursery where the staff struggle to get through the anti-fly screens fitted to the doors.

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    Goana: A monitor lizard sets off on a heroic mission to rescue her tribe with the help of a shape-shifting WWE wrestler
    “You’re welcome” 🙂

    ElShalimo
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    Skyfull – a retired 007 gets into trouble with the local constabulary for shooting down pesky delivery drones

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    Maxi Driver

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    To Hull and back – Audie Murphy faces his toughest battle during rush hour
    Flesh Gordon – saucy remake of the sci fi classic…wait a minute
    The Filth Elelement – In the 23rd century, a New York City cabbie, Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis), finds it difficult to get the 50 pound cleaning fee off (Milla Jovovich).
    Past Away – The sole survivor of the flight, Chuck washes ashore on a deserted island. When his efforts to sail away and contact help fail, he dies.

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    Betty Glue – a 30 something aspiring writer falls in love with Betty – a volatile and impulsive Knackers Yard owner.

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    The Lady and the Trump – prequel to Gone with the Wind

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    Maxi Driver definitely winning so far 🙂
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    A Quiet Plaice – well, fish don’t say much
    Kindergarden Mop – someone has to clean up
    Naked Nun – No explanation required

    Rita, Sue and Bob poo – niche

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    Horse box gang band

    Brassed-off sequel where small-town youths form a travelling splinter group and busk Christmas markets around yorkshire, using what transport they can find at short notice

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    Roker. A man descends into madness as his favourite stadium is sacrificed to corporate greed.

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    Spanners – see urban dictionary for a synopsis.

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    Mead Machine – Vinnie Jones returns in his later years for this honey-based alcholic-beverage romp.

    Socketman – fantasy biopic charting a top electrician’s rise to become one of the most famous electrician in the world.

    Requiem for a bream, John Wilson’s descent into madness as his addiction to coarse fishing leads to the death of his most beloved fish

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    Star Bars – documentary series looking at pubs and clubs owned by celebrities. In a galaxy far, far away.

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    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

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    Mingin’ in the Rain. A film about wearing double denim in bad weather

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    The Pound of Music. Julie Andrews gurns her way through 3 hours of techno.

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    Mary Poopins – the harsh reality of being a nanny with uncontrollable bowel issues

    Pinions – an animated film about a bunch of mischievous small cogs

    Shriek – An operatic Ogre goes looking for a princess

    Beverly Hills Co-Op – fly on the wall documentary about a small supermarket trying to survive in a glamorous neighbourhood

    Fart & Furious – a gang employ ridiculously complicated techniques to steal Picolax from fast moving lorries

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    Fart & Curious: Did he, didn’t he???

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