- Change a letter in a film thread
Seeing as though it has already started in the other thread I thought it deserved a separate one.
Bayman Begins – Michael Bay biopic featuring tanks, guns, lazy racial stereotypes and half naked ladies for no apparent reason.
Doltergeist – inept ghost fails to scare the living.
The man with two trains – Finally an answer to why Trans Pennine is so shite.Posted 3 months agopondoSubscriber
Star Wart – Darth Vadar’s Through The Keyhole virus-driven growth-based spinoff.
FT – An extraterrestrial makes a killing shorting the market.
Dinky Boots – The desperate beneficiary of a shoe factory enlists the help of a drag queen to design shoes for the little folk in order to save the business.Posted 3 months agocolournoiseSubscriber
Once Upon A Time In Hollyrood. A rambling tale of Nicola Sturgeon’s time in government, culminating in a comedy of errors where she accidentally takes acid and rampages around the Scottish Parliament with a flamethrower (well, a can of hairspray and a lighter).
Avengers: Infinity Par. A bunch of drug-enhanced golfers take on the universe’s longest hole.
The Shape Of Later. A bizarre half-human, half-cockney creature attempts to convince a deaf woman that niche music is worth fighting for.
Toker. An ex-mental patient tries to build a career as a party clown while gradually crumbling as the world increasingly turns against him, but eventually decides the only way to deal with this is to roll a massive spliff and let everything wash over him.Posted 3 months ago
Slade Runner – A man runs downs cybernetic recreations of 70’s pop brummie combo Slade…in the future.
The Cook, the Thief, His Wifi & Her Lover – Arty film about patrons of a restaurant trying to get a good signal.
Sorn on the 4th of July- a Vietnam vet attempts to get his car registered as off the road in July.
Sorry, bored at lunch.Posted 3 months ago
Slack Panther: Superhero can’t really be bothered to save the world
Old Soy: Japanese chef gets locked away for many years with only one ingredient
Womb Raider: The long awaited feature length version of ‘Call the midwife’
Bolo: The early years of one of China’s best martial arts bad guys
(He’s 73 now…)
Dig trouble in Little China: Kurt Russell takes the role of Tony Robinson in this Asian Timeteam specialPosted 3 months agowhitestoneMember
Allen – the story of Carrie’s brother.
Jurassic Pork – A food inspector’s fight against out of date animal products.
Wild Wold West – two Lincolnshire farmers go in search of the fabled giant weevil aiming to steal their crops.
Streamers – a dystopian nightmare set in a nursery where the staff struggle to get through the anti-fly screens fitted to the doors.Posted 3 months ago
To Hull and back – Audie Murphy faces his toughest battle during rush hourPosted 3 months ago
Flesh Gordon – saucy remake of the sci fi classic…wait a minute
The Filth Elelement – In the 23rd century, a New York City cabbie, Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis), finds it difficult to get the 50 pound cleaning fee off (Milla Jovovich).
Past Away – The sole survivor of the flight, Chuck washes ashore on a deserted island. When his efforts to sail away and contact help fail, he dies.stumpy01Member
Mary Poopins – the harsh reality of being a nanny with uncontrollable bowel issues
Pinions – an animated film about a bunch of mischievous small cogs
Shriek – An operatic Ogre goes looking for a princess
Beverly Hills Co-Op – fly on the wall documentary about a small supermarket trying to survive in a glamorous neighbourhood
Fart & Furious – a gang employ ridiculously complicated techniques to steal Picolax from fast moving lorriesPosted 3 months ago
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