- Carrying inappropriate things by bicycle- your horror stories let’s hear ’em
I almost came a right cropper today carrying some steel rebar by bicycle…don’t ask…only my catlike agility stopped me sprawling across the road…fortunately nothing was behind me… it would appear I never learn…
What horror stories have you along similar lines??
I read somewhere once that you can’t consider yourself a real cyclist until you’ve carried inappropriate things by bicycle!!
Cheers :o)Posted 2 months agomrconnersMember
Well, slightly OT but myself and my wife rode round Cuba about 10 years ago and saw a bloke with a live pig strapped to his rear rack. It didn’t seem overly happy.Posted 2 months agotrail_ratMember
A step ladder , nail gun , a pick axe , an offshore kit bagPosted 2 months agotjagainSubscriber
27 m of copper pipe tied along the crossbar- that picked up a resonance that was entertaining. Another bike towed behind, two kitchen units in a trailer, a large double radiator ( that one was done by walking alongside the bike with the rad balanced on the bike) 8 x 2.4m lengths of 3×2 PAR. that wa a tad awkward.
Never been huckled by the polis which is quite surprising. Also a few escapades on a motorbike including 8ft xmas tree with root ball carried vertically and 6 rolls of loft insulationPosted 2 months agotuboflardSubscriber
Something like this?Posted 2 months agotakisawa2Subscriber
Maggots.Posted 2 months ago
Lovely, fresh bronze maggots.
Two pints of them.
Swinging from my mates handlebars as we sped through Lichfield on a sunny Saturday afternoon.
By christ did they go everywhere when the bag swung into his spokes.
Two pints of them don’t half cover some ground.
They were actually in one ladies hair.!!!funkmasterpSubscriber
Two bags of stuff (possibly toys, can’t remember) on the ends of the drops. Didn’t end well when one of them went in the front wheel whilst I was going down hill at speed.
Woke up whilst being carried in to a house by a lovely elderly couple. Bit battered, bruised and bloody. In my defence I was about ten or eleven when this happened.Posted 2 months agotwrchMember
I’m sure I’ve done similar dumb stuff many times, but the one that stands out is the time I carried a microphone stand in one hand while riding several miles across town. I think my arm was pretty sore afterwards. I also shouldered a road bike up and down Snowdon once, a style of adventure that I’m unlikely to repeat.Posted 2 months agoscruff9252Member
Once upon a time B&q were doing a cracking deal on an apple tree sapling in a terracotta pot.
It was only once I bought it and walked out that I remembered I had cycled to the store…
Popped back in and tided the pot to my pannier rack and very gingerly cycled home with a 2ft tree on the back. Got it home successfully too!Posted 2 months agoLeeWMember
Only my own arse, far too many tales to tell.Posted 2 months ago
I think you’ve painted an extraordinary scene 😀
I always favoured the ‘strawberry’ maggotsPosted 2 months agorOcKeTdOgSubscriberfossyMember
Pair or rod bars sticking out of my panniers – I’d crashed that morning, and these were replacements (upgrades) – nothing other than a few questions from other cyclists
As a kid, carrier bag full of fish and chips for 6 of us, yep, bag broke, fish and chips all over the roadPosted 2 months agostumpy01Subscriber
The park round the back of my parents house has several conker trees so we used to spend ages there in the autumn collecting bags of conkers.Posted 2 months ago
A mate and i had collected literally two carrier bags full each and were cycling back to my house.
There’s a narrow alley that leads into the road (circle at the end of a cul de sac) and the house on one side had a pebble dashed wall. I scraped one bag along the wall and as i bumped down the kerb into the road the bag split dumping hundreds of conkers all over the road, into the turning circle.
God knows who cleared them up – they were there for days though!elwoodbluesMember
When I was working at a big supermarket, I got a smashing deal on a Weber 57 centimeter charcoal kettle grill… No car, and 10 kilometers home.
good thing I had aero bars on my mountainbike at the time!Posted 2 months agoversesSubscriber
I’d been after a campbed for a while and spotted one on offer at Halfords (25% off, aka a fiver).
I rode over and bought one, slung it over my shoulder and headed off back to work.
As I went round a corner it slid down my arm and swung into my front wheel, catapulted off at some speed and twatted my carbon forks…
Saving 5 quid cost me a new wheel and a set of forks…
Posted 2 months agomatt_outandaboutSubscriber
Does a filing cabinet and office pot plant in a Burley across Sheffield count?Posted 2 months ago
@verses should’ve bought the carbon version of the campbed, it might not have done so much damage
and yes matt I think your filing cabinet does indeed countPosted 2 months ago
Cannabis plants and a G4 computer.
Myself. I’m often inappropriate.Posted 2 months ago
Oh, and a girlfriend that put her foot in the rear wheel. Twice.
D521s…what a wastePosted 2 months agoRetrodirectMember
Blood going between hospitals to get tested!
When I was a bike messenger. It was always a super urgent delivery so we jumped all traffic lights to get it there in time. I dread to think what would have happened in the event of a crash.
10 years ago I thought it was cool, I feel slightly used now.Posted 2 months agoBulletSubscriber
A bugle in a duffle bag on my back when I was about 12 and in a scout band (happy days) – fell off and bent the bellend at right angles 🙂Posted 2 months agocsbSubscriber
A 6ft by 2ft painting across Edinburgh in a gale. In the right direction i was bombing along. When the wind caught it it was terrifying. Luckily i was quite drunk.Posted 2 months agochiefgrooveguruMember
8×4’ sheet of MDF on my Brompton!Posted 2 months agovinnyehSubscriber
I still look back on this with wonderment- walking out of school when one of the athletics team cycles past, carrying a javelin. Somebody calls out to him, he swivels round, and the javelin gets caught in the back wheel. You can picture the rest.
We thought it was hilarious of course, but never gave a second thought to what on earth was going through the head of the teacher that lent out a spear to a 16 year old to take down to the local park to practice with. Ok, it was back in the 70s in small town NZ but even so…Posted 2 months agoPoopscoopSubscriber
Lol, excellent thread!
I’ve obviously led a sheltered (biking) life!Posted 2 months agoDaffySubscriber
130kg of titanium powder in a 1wheel trailer. The leg strength required to keep the thing upright at junctions was just ridiculous. So difficult to get going without falling off.Posted 2 months agotthewSubscriber
3m lenghts of wood tied to my top tube. A policeman told me to get off and push.
All the food shopping for a small venture scout group weekend camp in panniers, big rucksac and front carrier of a post office bike. Ineffective Rod brakes would have made stopping going downhill somewhat impossible.Posted 2 months ago
few meters of detcord strapped to a guys bike rack in Africa. He thought it was washing line. Some company was cutting down pylons on the shore. He must of found some stuff that never went off. Crazy.Posted 2 months agoqwertyMember
Mad skillz:Posted 2 months agoglobaltiMember
Not a pushbike but a motorbike – my late and much-missed Irish pal used to ride his MZ250 from Leeds up to Aviemore to ski with a pair of very long skis – 205cms I think – slipped underneath his soft panniers and tied together at the tips behind his number plate. He says he got a few curious looks from Police officers but never got stopped. He was a legend – he once experienced a nasty tank-slapper at speed on the road to Stranraer to catch the ferry. Stopped and checked the oil (having previouly blown up a Honda 750 engine through forgetting to put in oil) and carried on to Norn Iron for the weekend. Took the bike in for a service the following Monday and told the mechanic he thought the handling was a bit skittish. Later that morning the mechanic rang him and asked: “Did you really ride that at speed all the way to Newry and back? Only your rear tyre is showing its carcass and the front has lost an entire strip of tread all the way round!”Posted 2 months agoBeagleboySubscriber
Both times on the main road outside Stirling University, I saw a guy cycling along in the rain with an open golf umbrella and another guy with a full length, old school plastic kayak on his shoulder.
Respect!Posted 2 months agoDrPMember
2 kids bikes and other paraphernalia! It was a cargo bike though….
DrPPosted 2 months agoscuttlerSubscriber
My personal favourite. Not me though.Posted 2 months agoescrsMember
No accidents but i have carried a 25kg sack of potatoes on my Hybrid and a boxed up road bike again on my hybridtrickydiscoMember
Posted 2 months agohot_fiatSubscriber
I went to India about 10 years ago on business. They are masters at inappropriately loading any vehicle. Here’s some things I captured from a speeding taxi on the way to the airport (please excuse the qaulity of shots, my camera took a beating from the humidity.:
Posted 2 months agokimbersSubscriber
I regularly cycle with a bucket of freshly resected colon from theatre to pathology department (only a 2min cycle)*
And then with pieces of colon tumour the pathologist has kindly removed back to our lab (about 15 min cycle)
* It is double bagged and then inside a biohazard courier bag,Posted 2 months agokayak23Subscriber
This is how we got our boats around in Uganda. Awesome.
The worst thing I’ve carried by bike was….a bike.
A friend broke his wrist out in the Alps and so I had to get his bike to the bottom. To this day I’ll never understand why it was that I took MY BIKE apart and rode HIS down… 😂 Must have been the stress clouding my decision making.
Posted 2 months ago
Cool pic.Posted 2 months ago
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