I’m pretty sure ‘keying’ is an urban myth. I mean who does that? Whenever I see a photo of someone who’s been ‘keyed’ it just looks like somebody scraped the car by accident as they’ve squeezed past.
I’m sure that happens a lot, shopping trolleys and bags, hedges on narrow country lanes, etc, but it does happen, it happened to a work colleague years ago. He’d parked his Celica coupé outside a takeaway while he and a mate went inside, leaving their other halves in the back of the car.
They were sat chatting, and saw this bloke walk past, stop and take something out of his pocket, walk back and run it along the side of the car, and a bunch of others along the road. He didn’t see the girls in the back because of the small tinted windows.
They ran in and got the blokes and drove along the road, and saw him go into a house further along the road, so they got the number and called the police.
Bloke was ‘interviewed’ and charged with criminal damage. Turned out he was a VAT inspector in his 50’s.
I had the back window on my Chevette punched* in for no discernible reason, nothing in it worth stealing, just mindless vandalism.
*There was blood on the broken glass, not enough to indicate the bastard bled to death, sadly.