New conspiracy nut pron mag launched?

‘So then I said, for my works of mercy, I’d be instructing the ignorant!!’

‘but then afterwards I just absolve myself of all the sin’

“… and then he said – do your own research”

And then jimmy said…

And then I spied the photographer and if we all laugh now the Internet will explode

Really, one of you two is going to be the most powerful person on Earth. Get out of here…

“… and the best thing is, we have proof that Islam is the one true religion after all!”

Look… this small tube goes directly to the small boy under the table… See What happens when I pour some champagne down it…. Hold on tight… Whose next ?

“I mean hey, it’s not like she was an actress either.”

“Me llamo Timothy”

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

“and then I said, that’s an ecumenacal matter”

Hilary : and then I shoved my thumb up his ass and said “you’re my puppet now”

Really, one of you two is going to be the most powerful person on Earth. Get out of here…

Would work best spoken as Eddie Murphy….

A ‘democratic’ election for ‘the most powerful person on earth’

The punchline…

‘So then I said, for my works of mercy, I’d be instructing the ignorant!!’

“………..two nuns in a bath..”

or “dumb, dumber and Trump”

The guy bottom left: ” the mans choking to death and all you do is laugh? I can’t watch!”

Really, one of you two is going to be the most powerful person on Earth. Get out of here…

This has got to be not only the winner, but also what was actually said.

“…and they still voted for Brexit”

Reminds me of:

“You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha… “

“…no, I didn’t ask for a twelve-inch pianist“.

And the Pope said; ‘I need you to raise some funds’… Vat-I-Can do

‘So we can sort out global poverty’… Vat-I-Can’t

“I mean hey, it’s not like she was an actress either.”

🙂

Hillary’s saying…..”See! Donald’s not the only one who can Trump!”

*parp*
‘ooh, better out than in I find’

I thought I’d put the wrong religious dress on this morning but then realised the white trim is still white, it just looks orange as it’s reflecting your face Mr Trump!

(Thumb up gesture) Hilary: “Father, I decked Bill for trying to grab me by me purrssy!”