Do your worst…

“don’t leave a skid mark!”

JoB gets ready to demonstrate his legendary customer service skills

“But they’re not R7 forks!”

The catering was rubbish but the bike stands were second to none

The ad-hoc trials section was a hit with the spectators.

This is going to hurt you more than me.

Wwaswas, superb mate. At least 2 meanings in there, well done!

My effort:

The first bicycle leapfrog competition got off to a flying start!

“The bears finally saw the point of cyclo-cross”

(Spectator related)

“But i earn 35k!”

‘Cross? He was furious!’

proof that all crossers are sadomasochists

at last a parking space !

ZZ Top didn’t realise what it meant when their tickets said “ringside”

mid race clag gone session
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It was at the most inappropriate moment that he remembered that he hadn’t done up the very loose quick release

At least he’d been liberal with the chamois cream…

sh*t ive gone for the wrong rubber

Competitor get’s rubbed up the wrong way!

I never thought I’d get into the big ring in these conditions.

he’s all MANual

ZZ Top love a well pressed man.

<David Attenborough Mode>

Here we observe the mating ritual of the MAMIL. See how the dominant male shows his authority by rearing up on his hind legs, before mounting the weaker male.

</David Attenborough Mode>

Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother rode a Raleigh, and your father smelt of Halfords!

was it rubber down or rubber up?

Ahhh! That’s what they mean when they say ‘singletrack’!

nice butts