Was just doing my Ocado shop (‘cos I’m that sort) when they offered me a “flash sale” discount on THIS:

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….berland sausage.

No wait- that sounds worse ! 😆

“flash sale”

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Normally £13.72 for a chicken… 😯

Do they come round a cook the thing as well…!!!

Is that what they call almond chicken 🙂

Seems to be the trend atm, you must have heard that traces of human DNA was found in Welsh lamb, no?

Don’t knock it ’till you try it. Cluck cluck.

It’s dead , of course it won’t take off.

Gives it that creamy salty taste apparently. 😆

A bit salty ?

It’s dead , of course it won’t take off.

Boom boom 😆

A bit salty ?

Well that how the wife describes it!

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Presumably there is an ettiquette to eating it? Do you swallow it or not…?

Do they sell something to remove semi chewed apple from a keyboard?

EDIT, pinched and facebooked, on account of being particularly ammusing.

It’s dead , of course it won’t take off.

It’s a shame, chickens are such a graceful bird in flight.

Steak ad BJ or chicken and c*m, not sure I can decide

I was expecting more plane and conveyor belt content. Disappointed.

I hope the chicken in question was humanely killed. I would hate to think someone choked their chicken for the sake of some fancy recipe.