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  • Can you shoot crows?
  • Premier Icon franksinatra
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    Several staff have been dive bombed by an over enthusiastic crow recently and are now scared to leave the building. What are our options?

    I expect lots of puns and piss taking, but perhaps within the usual STW melee there might be a sensible suggestion!

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Which breed?

    Premier Icon chewkw
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    Let them be … 😀

    Add some amusements to already dull existence I guess …

    Premier Icon benp1
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    You can shoot them, but needs to be done safely (i.e. no others) and humanely (to the crow)

    Premier Icon Pigface
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    What is the crow enthusiastic about, how are you going to recognise the right crow to shoot?

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    scared to leave the building. What are our options?

    As they’re in the building anyway you could offer them some overtime?

    Premier Icon fasthaggis
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    and some bath gels

    Premier Icon fasthaggis
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    Let the staff dress up..

    Premier Icon Klunk
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    this thread has thrown a malicious page threat, some hunting ad.

    Premier Icon brakes
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    Which breed?

    corvus bastardius

    Premier Icon jekkyl
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    what’s the bath gels gonna do? make them smell nice? 😀

    Premier Icon stevied
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    Yes you can:

    Tragic accident 🙁

    Premier Icon woody2000
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    Zip ties are the answer

    Premier Icon bikebouy
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    He looks a bit grumpy, do your fellow colleagues?

    Premier Icon fasthaggis
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    what’s the bath gels gonna do? make them smell nice?

    Better than ‘ol blue eyes’ launching ball bearings off in to the air.
    I don’t know how good a shot he is 🙂

    Premier Icon franksinatra
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    how are you going to recognise the right crow to shoot?

    The black one.

    I am tempted to apply the MTFU option. I’ll get them to ride the scary buzzard trail in Yair Forest, then they will really know what a scary flesh shredding bird is like.

    Premier Icon jemima
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    You can TRY to shoot a crow. But the crow will know fine well and scarper quick sharp. Clever birds like.

    Premier Icon perchypanther
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    We have this problem every year with nesting seagulls in Cornwall.

    The humane solution is a Super Soaker water pistol.

    Makes you fell all manly and “call of duty” by taking out the flying pests, without actually harming them.

    Crows are super intelligent and will soon get the message. Gulls however are as dumb as soup.

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    It’s illegal to shoot groups of crows as it’s classed as murder.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    Premier Icon scandal42
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    Surely the best option is to get a new office that affords wonderful views of the weakest staff members getting mauled?

    Premier Icon allthepies
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    You can stone them.

    Premier Icon brakes
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    you need to give the staff something to swing at them.
    the name’s on the tin.

    Premier Icon Rusty Shackleford
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    What are our options?

    Manning the **** up?

    Crows are ace…only a **** would genuinely wish to harm one.

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVaITA7eBZE[/video]

    Premier Icon perchypanther
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    Too orangey…..

    Premier Icon 4130s0ul
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    stevied: since when was Ross Noble an authority on crows?…

    Premier Icon fasthaggis
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    Find a small elephant that needs to learn to fly,that should keep them busy.

    Premier Icon b r
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    FFS tell ’em to get a grip, you’re in the countryside.

    And no, you can’t shoot crows there if it’s a public place and/or likely to ‘overshoot’ a public thoroughfare.

    Premier Icon mountainman
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    Years ago used to see them hung upside down on fences to ward off the devil!

    Premier Icon jekkyl
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    It’d be fun though.

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Years ago used to see them hung upside down on fences to ward off the devil

    Yup me too but it was to show the landowner that the gamekeeper was doing their job not anything to do with the devil.

    Premier Icon Rusty Spanner
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    Just pick them out with your finger like everyone else.

    Premier Icon stevied
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    Be careful if you do try, some might shoot back:

    Premier Icon brakes
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    Years ago used to see them hung upside down on fences to ward off the devil!

    that’s a bat mate.

    Premier Icon thegreatape
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    😀 at ^

    Premier Icon Drac
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    That’s a Robin Stevied.

    This one can shoot back.

    Premier Icon Milkie
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    I had two pet crows. Pretty intelligent birds! Cool story I know. 😉

    Premier Icon kayak23
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    .

    Premier Icon mountainman
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    https://www.pinterest.com/pin/382665299559636818/

    you need this guy

    Premier Icon perchypanther
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    Ian Brown was in Hawk the Slayer??!! WTF!

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