Or does that only work with vampires? I know a silver bullet will do it and decapitation works on pretty much everything. Any other options?

you need to use a steak to the heart..

very important not to get confused by the spelling.

Nice meal, maybe a coupla drinks… explain the situation to them calmly and try really hard to understand their response.

How soon do you need an answer?

Any other options?

Fire, I think.

I have always just used silver bullets on night rides. Shimano are best, SRAM ones don’t always work first time which can get interesting.

A small handgun is much easier to carry than multiple stakes.

Not had to tackle any vampires yet. Never had any issues with zombies as they are really slow.

Only if they’re drinking a Piña Colada at Trader Vic’s.

With perfect hair.

Humanely detain the wee beastie till the full moon has waned.

You’re now free to kill the human wretch in any way you fancy.

Officially, it’s just a silver bullet, I think, but a stake to the heart sounds like a good option.

A golden arrow. In the shoes.

Werewolves are an endangered species.

Prevention is far better than cure. Get a werewolfhound*.

Since we got ours, we have had no problems with werewolves – or vampires for that matter.

However something is doing massive shits in our backyard…. 🙂

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*Great Dane/Wolfhound X

Silver Bullets I’m told – doesn’t need to be a heart shot either.

We’re currently pouring all our R&D budget into silver-tipped bullets for a more cost effective solution for you-know-when…

Do any of ^^^ work on bitch ex-wife?

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

You know, to be sure.

Only if they’re drinking a Piña Colada at Trader Vic’s.

With perfect hair.

I was super disappointed to see that Lee Ho ****’s had closed down the other day. I loved the fact that it was still open after all these years, I always meant to have a meal in there!

Silver Bullets I’m told – doesn’t need to be a heart shot either.

We’re currently pouring all our R&D budget into silver-tipped bullets for a more cost effective solution for you-know-when…

Must….reach…sword. Must…not….mention it..

I have always just used silver bullets on night rides

Silver nightride could be very effective.

Never had any issues with zombies as they are really slow.

Have you considered that this could be because they’re looking for brains?

So long as you find out the answer before Thursday night you should be fine.

Only if they’re drinking a Piña Colada at Trader Vic’s.

With perfect hair.

With Lon Chaney Jr?

With perfect hair.

…and well tailored clothes.

I’d like to meet the guy who made those.

You might make one a trifle uncomfortable with a hearty steak, heavy on the garlic.

Just remove the lower jaw, hands and feet.  It’s the kind thing to do .

You lot aren’t taking me seriously, are you? However, I now know who Warren Zevon is and that on Thursday we have a Worm Moon.

Remember, you don’t have to outrun the werewolf, just the slowest of your mates…

I think you will find it’s actually a shot through the heart and you’re to blame.

Oh yeah, and you give love a bad name.

I’ll check. Give me 5 minutes.

If it’s a hot summer night and the werewolf has red roses then just offer him your throat* – make love not war.

*May only work if you’re a girl, but I’m not judgemental, if he’s a werewolf that’s into guys and you’re a guy then it’s all good 😍

What wouldn’t that kill?

I once tried it with a steak of heart which was a mistake, but at the time I had a lot at stake.

Did you find one hanging it’s poo in a tree?

You don’t want to get close enough to use a stake, you’ll get your arms torn off. I find the humane method is best. Good old fashioned dog whistle to confuse and then cycle like the wind

No, you’ll just enraged it, which is the perfect time to throw a dog poo bag hanging, roadwork speeding, atgni university lecturer in to the cage

Just throw a stick and run away whilst they fetch it.

Just throw a stick and run away whilst they fetch it.

Or just throw a steak and run away while they eat it, the very last think you want is for them to fetch a stick and bring it back!

Dentastix, the really big ones? If they stop and eat one it gives you time to flee. If they do manage to catch you at least it’ll be a minty fresh death.

I was super disappointed to see that Lee Ho ****’s had closed down the other day.

Shame, they did a really good beef chow mein.

Dentastix, the really big ones? If they stop and eat one it gives you time to flee. If they do manage to catch you at least it’ll be a minty fresh death.

That’s good to know, I’ll get some in, just in case. 😄

reminds me of the Charge bikes vid a few years back where the guy turns into a woof, over the Shy Fx tune. Funny enough it popped up on the insta feed today:

Top vid and a great tune.

I guess the question is what wont a stake through the heart kill?

I expect many people have been killed as vampires when actually they wernt. Actually i wonder if thats a valid excuse for the MIL?

I guess the question is what wont a stake through the heart kill?

Time Lord?

Wolverine?

Deadpool?

Connor McLeod of the Clan McLeod?