Can you do a sky dive naked?

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  • Can you do a sky dive naked?
  • wrightyson
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    Well almost, apart from a tiny g string. The mrs reckons a friends daughter is doing it whilst in oz. Surely her frontage will suffer from a serious buffering. Is there not some regulation saying a “jump suit” has to be worn?

    mark90
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    Yes. I have seen videos on the interweb, ladies and gentlemen 😯

    JEngledow
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    A quick Google images search confirms that you can 😯 😯

    wrightyson
    Member

    Thanks for searching for me! Imagine a high flying bee hitting the veg at that speed of descent 😯

    shifter
    Member

    Can I? No. Can your daughter’s friend? Yes, but we’ll need video evidence.

    Premier Icon cloudnine
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    Google.. naked skydiving flaps gif 😆

    wrightyson
    Member

    Thanks for the heads up there shifter. A quick edit of my op was definitely required 😯

    Premier Icon wiggles
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    Yes… Seen it on dirty Sanchez.
    Would rather of seen female bits falling at 120mph… A buffering wedding tackle is not a pretty site.

    Spin
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    Will she whistle on the way down?

    sicklilpuppy
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    yes, and have, in empuriabrava a few years ago.

    Premier Icon tomaso
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    I saw the flaps gif and the willy one and the inverted breasts ones at the dawn of the Internet’s and was quickly convinced that that was what the internet was invented for…

    Spin
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    Seen it on dirty Sanchez

    I saw that clip and it reminded me of a spaniel with it’s head out a car window.

    Empuria?

    Ahhhh, the halcyon days of the Crazy Rats and Wally Gubbins, and getting mullered in Pirates bar! Probably shut now, though.

    Premier Icon Daffy
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    Yes, it hurts.

    Spin
    Member

    Might only work for the Scots but…

    Did you hear about the transsexual sky diver?

    They landed with a fud.

    wrightyson
    Member

    I googled it and could barely breathe for laughing when showing the mrs. I also proudly exclaimed that “told you they’d know on singletrack”

    PrinceJohn
    Member

    Surely a better question would be why would you want to?

    & if you’re wearing a parachute are you technically naked?

    Premier Icon nedrapier
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    I googled as instructed and found this beauty:

    The way her twazzer is gasping for air I imagine she unleashed the mother of all queefs when she landed.

    Pretty sure that’s fine on here?

    brooess
    Member

    As said above, inverted soft bits are the order of the day 🙂

    I heard stories about couples getting it together in the plane and being rolled out the door by other jumpers, to see how long they could keep it going.

    Not long I should imagine…

    pop larkin
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    Check out the Siemens washing machine ad from Danish tv…wowsers

    johndoh
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    Thanks for searching for me! Imagine a high flying bee hitting the veg at that speed of descent

    Or in the va…

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Google.. naked skydiving flaps gif

    It’s where they get the inspiration for.

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