Do you invent a silly name for everyone you meet in real life, Dave? I hope not.

Do ou take the mickey out of a perfectly reasonable way of signing up to an event in real life? I suspect not.

Do you mock people using national stereotypes in real life? I hope not.

Do you imply people are lying when they give you statistics and facts about an event in real life? I suspect not.

Do you punctuate your sentences with the “fing” word in real life? I suspect you do.

If your real life persona is the same as your online one we won’t get on at all. Adieu.

He once set his dog on me.

Samuri, it was nothing personal. It was just part of its training to go for vagrants and foreigners.

Righto, work is DONE and I am now officially en vacances.
Looking forward to hangin’ with my new cyclotouring pals.